{"id":1018,"date":"2016-03-08T16:33:20","date_gmt":"2016-03-08T21:33:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?p=1018"},"modified":"2018-02-12T13:29:03","modified_gmt":"2018-02-12T18:29:03","slug":"the-last-days-of-internet-part-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/?p=1018","title":{"rendered":"The Last Days of Internet (Part One)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Prologue: There&#8217;s a chance I may be able to post from Ushuaia. But for all intents and purposes, this may be my last post before I return from Antarctica.<\/p>\n<p>I lied, just like everybody in the House, MD, narrative-verse. I couldn&#8217;t bring myself to run this morning.<\/p>\n<p>Partly to blame for my lack of motivation this morning was my feeling of disappointment in the way yesterday&#8217;s post turned out. By the end of it, the prose became more a checklist &#8220;and then we did this&#8230; And then we did this&#8230;.&#8221; It lacked any style and was an artless journaling. I think I rushed it, too. Truncation and ellipses were the order of the day; while that&#8217;s inevitable in recaps, I had hoped to transcend a few of the inherent problems with a pithier take. Some days you get the bear and some days the bear gets the picnic basket. Is this an oddly placed callback to my Yogi Berra\/Yogi Bear reference at journey&#8217;s start? Or lazy joke due to the 5 am time? Tough to say, other than it is 5 am as I type this. I came down to the lobby to see the Vavilov ship off to the airport and wish them a Bon Voyage!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9324.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1051\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1051\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9324-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_9324\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9324-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9324-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9324-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9324-830x623.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9324-230x173.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9324-350x263.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9326.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1049\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1049\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9326-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_9326\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9326-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9326-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9326-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9326-830x623.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9326-230x173.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9326-350x263.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Afterwards, I returned to the room and dozed for another hour or two. Today was a free day in Buenos Aires and neither Meg nor I did much in the way of prepping. We were tempted by the high speed ferry to Uruguay but it was a pricey proposition for a not-necessarily-stellar experience. We decided instead to hit a triumvirate of sights we saw but didn&#8217;t necessarily get to appreciate on yesterday&#8217;s city tour.<\/p>\n<p>Navigating by map we only got lost six or seven times so that&#8217;s pretty good. And the added mileage in getting lost made me feel slightly less guilty about skipping this morning&#8217;s run. Nonetheless it remains my hope to grab an afternoon 5-10k to loosen the stiff muscles before leaving tomorrow for the Ioffe.<\/p>\n<p>First stop on our triangle of tourism was the Paseo de la Historieta in San Telmo, a street lined with 3-D statues of famous Argentinian cartoon characters.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s no artful way to do this but to bullet point list them; I should say there&#8217;s no artful way that I can conceive of at this particular moment. But sometimes bullets are bitten and such is the case here.<\/p>\n<p>We began our tour with Mafalda, a young girl seeking world peace in the land of adults. She&#8217;s sitting on her park bench and now so are Meg and I. I can get behind increasing the peace in this world, thus I sat behind the M-heroines. (Unrelated side note: in high school I was in a Mark Medoff workshop version of Stephanie Hero, a fractured fairy tale fable. There&#8217;s a line in the play that has Stephanie asking, &#8220;What exactly is the difference between hero and heroine?&#8221; Backstage we would always snicker and say to ourselves, &#8220;Street value.&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/FullSizeRender.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1052\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1052\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/FullSizeRender-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"FullSizeRender\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/FullSizeRender-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/FullSizeRender-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/FullSizeRender-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/FullSizeRender-830x623.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/FullSizeRender-230x173.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/FullSizeRender-350x263.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Next was the man-about-town playboy Isidoro Ca\u00f1ones. Apparently he was full of verve and vim and was always surrounded by a troop of girls unattainable for any other man in Buenos Aires. So it makes sense that I&#8217;d snap a pic of Meg with him.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9408.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1054\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1054\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9408-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_9408\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9408-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9408-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9408-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9408-830x623.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9408-230x173.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9408-350x263.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And then there&#8217;s Matias.\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.welcomeargentina.com\/ciudadbuenosaires\/paseo-de-cartoon.html\">Welcome Argentina.com describes this chance encounter thusly<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Right there, riding his fast skateboard along Balcarce Street, between M\u00e9xico and Venezuela, Mat\u00edas is waiting for us. That naughty, good-humored and witty child was created by Fernando Sendra in 1993 in the comic strip called <i>Yo, Mat\u00edas<\/i>. He has accompanied us ever since with his perplexing questions about the grown-up world.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9444-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-21688\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9444-1-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9444-1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9444-1-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9444-1-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9444-1-660x495.jpg 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9444-1-450x338.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>One of our last stops was at Don Fulgencio, a character described by our tour guide yesterday as a man with no childhood. As a result, Don Fulgencio has embraced being a kid in an adult world. I can relate.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9457-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-21689\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9457-1-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9457-1-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9457-1-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9457-1-660x880.jpg 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9457-1-450x600.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9478.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1059\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1059\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9478-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_9478\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9478-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9478-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9478-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9478-830x623.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9478-230x173.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9478-350x263.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But perhaps my favorite stop on our tour was this graffiti sprayed mural.\u00a0 We experimented with our iPhone panorama shooting and I couldn&#8217;t stop laughing at our myriad attempts to hold cameras steady and rush about the other to obtain a bizarre tryptic.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9429.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1056\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1056 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9429-1024x391.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_9429\" width=\"1024\" height=\"391\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9429-1024x391.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9429-300x115.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9429-768x293.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9429-830x317.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9429-230x88.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9429-350x134.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And we had to wait for a guy to finish smoking sitting next to this famed bee with no arms.\u00a0 But it was worth it I think:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9501-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-21691\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9501-1-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9501-1-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9501-1-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9501-1-660x880.jpg 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9501-1-450x600.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>From there we wandered over to the obelisk or Obelisco de Buenos Aires.\u00a0 Erected in 1936 to commemorate the fourth centenary of the original founding of the city, it&#8217;s a dead ringer for the Washington Monument.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9519.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1061\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1061\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9519-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_9519\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9519-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9519-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9519-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9519-830x623.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9519-230x173.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9519-350x263.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Delightfully, it wasn&#8217;t too far from a Freddo&#8217;s.\u00a0 I know it was you Freddo.\u00a0 You had the dulche de leche ice cream locals said we MUST try.\u00a0 They weren&#8217;t wrong &#8212; super sweet and delicious, the kiddo size was 50 Argentinian pesos and almost too much to eat&#8230; almost.\u00a0 I mean, I pushed through the pain, just as I would in a marathon to get to the finish.\u00a0 That&#8217;s just the kind of guy I am.\u00a0 Sometimes we suffer for our victories&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9548-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-21692\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9548-1-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9548-1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9548-1-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9548-1-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9548-1-660x495.jpg 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9548-1-450x338.jpg 450w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9548-1.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The last triangle stop was the Eva Peron monument.\u00a0 We took a roundabout way to get there (hell, anytime I&#8217;m near a map it usually means we&#8217;re headed in a roundabout fashion to wherever we&#8217;re going), and actually bumped into a few fellow Marathon Tours people.\u00a0 En masse we visited the monument and I snapped a few great &#8220;all the women of the world united&#8221; pics, both at Eva Peron and at a tulip art installation.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9562-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-21693\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9562-1-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9562-1-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9562-1-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9562-1-660x880.jpg 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9562-1-450x600.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9572.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1071\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1071\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9572-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_9572\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9572-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9572-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9572-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9572-830x623.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9572-230x173.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9572-350x263.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A quick appreciation of a pink pedestrian bridge and we ambled back to the hotel.\u00a0 Meg convinced me to get out and run and rally.\u00a0 Between you, me, and the Internet, I&#8217;m super jealous and envious of Meg.\u00a0 While walking back to the hotel, we found out she had gotten into the NYC Marathon. I&#8217;m super happy for her, especially since her friend had to defer last year due to injury and now Meg can run with her.\u00a0 And I have a pretty amazing life, no doubt.\u00a0 But I&#8217;m still human and I&#8217;m jealous a variety of people here in Buenos Aires found out they got in and I, sadly, wasted my $11 once again on the lottery.\u00a0 This may be overcompensating but I am really happy for those folks who do get to experience NYC for the first, second, or even tenth time.\u00a0 They&#8217;re very lucky.\u00a0 I&#8217;m just jealous.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/DENIED-NYC.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1070\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1070\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/DENIED-NYC-300x155.jpg\" alt=\"DENIED NYC\" width=\"300\" height=\"155\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/DENIED-NYC-300x155.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/DENIED-NYC-768x397.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/DENIED-NYC-1024x529.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/DENIED-NYC-830x429.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/DENIED-NYC-230x119.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/DENIED-NYC-350x181.jpg 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/DENIED-NYC.jpg 1393w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Meg wanted to do a 5K and then let me do my own thing.\u00a0 I couldn&#8217;t get my Garmin to locate its satellites so I was just kinda timing the run, figuring I&#8217;d do about an hour.\u00a0 We ran out to the Women&#8217;s Bridge, a rotating bridge over the water way that when ships need to pass spins to allow passage (as opposed to a drawbridge, this one rotates).\u00a0 Supposedly when the Women&#8217;s Bridge turns, it looks like a Tango dancer.\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t see that per se but it is a cool bridge.\u00a0 We were told that from the hotel to the Women&#8217;s Bridge was about a 5K so I ran out with Meg and then kept going down the Puerto Marco wharf to a dead end.\u00a0 I finally from there was able to get a satellite signal and ran back the way we&#8217;d come.\u00a0 I snapped a few photos along the way, including one I need to send to Meg as a &#8220;hey! what&#8217;s up?&#8221; photo.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9602-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-21694\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9602-1-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9602-1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9602-1-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9602-1-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9602-1-660x495.jpg 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9602-1-450x338.jpg 450w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9602-1.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Like any runner though, I wasn&#8217;t quite convinced the distance logged was sufficient.\u00a0 So returning to the hotel, I decided to do an extra mile to hopefully get me to a 10K for the run.\u00a0 As a result, I decided to run around the Plaza de San Martin, the Plaza in the Hotel Plaza where we&#8217;re staying.\u00a0 San Martin was the liberator of Argentina or at least a primary player in the process.\u00a0 Perhaps some day Lin-Manuel Miranda will write a musical about him.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, as a crazed runner needing my Garmin to hit a certain mile marker, I looped the plaza three times to ensure the 10K distance.\u00a0 Snapping a few photos along the way, I was struck by how the middle felt very Central Park, NY.\u00a0 And considering that this is the day of the NYC Marathon Lotto results, it seemed befitting.\u00a0 I may not get to run NYC again, but let&#8217;s be honest &#8212; I got to run here in Buenos Aires on my way to Antarctica!\u00a0 I&#8217;ve used this title before but seriously &#8212; don&#8217;t cry for me, Argentina!\u00a0 Or perhaps more appropriately, &#8220;Don&#8217;t Cry Kevin, You&#8217;re Being Stupid.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9646-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-21695\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9646-1-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9646-1-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9646-1-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9646-1-660x880.jpg 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9646-1-450x600.jpg 450w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_9646-1.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ah, but anyone who has ever flipped through TBS or was around in the summer of 1994 knows what Forrest Gump used to say: &#8220;Stupid is as stupid does.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Course he also said &#8220;Life is like a box of chocolates&#8221; and so before the night is through Meg and I have to try the Argentinian chocolate of choice &#8212; the alfajore, a traditional confection that is pronounced &#8220;Alpha-Whore.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Dropping the mic, that&#8217;s how to end if I DON&#8217;T get any more internet access.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Prologue: There&#8217;s a chance I may be able to post from Ushuaia. But for all intents and purposes, this may be my last post before I return from Antarctica. I lied, just like everybody in the House, MD, narrative-verse. I couldn&#8217;t bring myself to run this morning. Partly to blame for my lack of motivation [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1018","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1018"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1018"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1018"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1018"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}