{"id":10297,"date":"2017-03-11T05:35:48","date_gmt":"2017-03-11T10:35:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?p=10297"},"modified":"2017-03-11T05:40:04","modified_gmt":"2017-03-11T10:40:04","slug":"argh-every-time-i-fall-for-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/?p=10297","title":{"rendered":"Argh!  EVERY time I fall for it&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Dateline &#8211; Asheville Half-Marathon, 5:27 AM<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m like Charlie Brown trying to kick a football held by Lucy.<\/p>\n<p>Every time a race tells me to get there early because the shuttle bus lines will be long I wind up with this kind of experience.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_5504.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-10305\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_5504-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_5504-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_5504-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_5504-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_5504-830x623.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_5504-230x173.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_5504-350x263.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>EVERY TIME.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t stand it! \u00a0I&#8217;m a blockhead!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dateline &#8211; Asheville Half-Marathon, 5:27 AM I&#8217;m like Charlie Brown trying to kick a football held by Lucy. Every time a race tells me to get there early because the shuttle bus lines will be long I wind up with this kind of experience. EVERY TIME. I can&#8217;t stand it! \u00a0I&#8217;m a blockhead!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10297"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10297\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}