{"id":11082,"date":"2017-04-06T13:53:41","date_gmt":"2017-04-06T17:53:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?p=11082"},"modified":"2017-04-06T13:53:41","modified_gmt":"2017-04-06T17:53:41","slug":"the-right-to-bare-arms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/?p=11082","title":{"rendered":"The Right To Bare Arms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I either forgot to &#8220;stop&#8221; it or I had neglected to charge it for a few days. Or both. Or neither. Whatever the &#8220;how&#8221; it came to pass, the reality was my Garmin had no juice. The GPS watch had no get up and go&#8230; and the whole morning neither did I. But at that particular moment I had the oomph to get out the door&#8230; and I didn&#8217;t want to wait the hour or so for the thing to power up as I could tell my enthusiasm and motivation was waning even as I stood at the dead screen before me.<\/p>\n<p>So I went out <em>sans<\/em> watch. I know there are a lot of bloggers and commentators and people both smart and dumb who will say one should go out sometimes without a timing device and just run. It&#8217;s a reminder of the spirit of freedom or some such. But me? I just kept glancing down at my bare wrist and thinking, &#8220;Man, I feel slow&#8230; am I slow? Or am I fast?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I have a poor judge of time and space and distance. Even as a child when confronted with weights and measures in elementary school, I could never decide what weighed only a couple of grams and what weighed 10 grams. I could stick the item on the balancing scale thing and tell you, but my internal guess-timator was broke&#8230; or never worked in the first place.<\/p>\n<p>Ditto with space &#8212; is that pole 10 yards away or 50? If I&#8217;m on a football field I could tell you by glancing at the sideline markers. And roadsides with mile markers help sometimes&#8230; but even then I can be as poor a judge of distance as I am at times of people.<\/p>\n<p>And so it was that I pondered the nature of my shortcomings, the thought that in the coming electro-pocalypse that will wipe out all technology, I&#8217;m really, really, ridiculously screwed. I have a black thumb that kills the healthiest of plants. I have zero practical skills (were I on CBS&#8217;s SURVIVOR I don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;d have to do to get fire but I assume it would involve an eagle ripping out my liver every day). And I have no idea how much anything weighs, how far away things are, and how long it takes to do something.<\/p>\n<p>On the plus side, I checked the clock in my house when I got back. It was 11:39 AM. But since I don&#8217;t know when I started that information is practically worthless&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>My Garmin has now finished charging.<\/p>\n<p>Thus, thoughts of the electro-pocalypse fade into the background, lurking, ready to re-emerge when the sun sets, though gazing at the sky I have no idea when that will be.\u00a0 Later for sure.\u00a0 Close enough, right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I either forgot to &#8220;stop&#8221; it or I had neglected to charge it for a few days. Or both. Or neither. Whatever the &#8220;how&#8221; it came to pass, the reality was my Garmin had no juice. The GPS watch had no get up and go&#8230; and the whole morning neither did I. But at that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11082","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11082","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11082"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11082\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11082"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11082"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11082"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}