{"id":11607,"date":"2017-04-25T10:33:55","date_gmt":"2017-04-25T14:33:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?p=11607"},"modified":"2017-04-25T10:33:55","modified_gmt":"2017-04-25T14:33:55","slug":"road-regrets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/?p=11607","title":{"rendered":"Road Regrets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes when driving from point to point, from race to race, from hither and yon, I personally need fuel as much as my car does. So into the land of fast food chains I ride.<\/p>\n<p>Most recently, I was thwarted at a number of places on my drive back from Carolina to Florida. Every exit I took seemed to be the land of misfit drivers, a parallel universe wherein the worst of the worst drivers lived. And whoever designed the exit ramp and roadside off\/on restaurants must have been heavily influenced by <a href=\"http:\/\/ghostbusters.wikia.com\/wiki\/Ivo_Shandor\">Ivo Shandor<\/a> or MC Escher as nobody should have built them like this. At least three times I got off the interstate only to be unable to find a way IN to ANY fast food establishment, let alone to place an order to fill my belly so I could carry on the drive.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually, proverbial tail tucked between my legs and stomach growling, I pulled into a McDonald&#8217;s. It may be lingering memories of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0390521\/\">SUPER SIZE ME<\/a> or just general vibes but McDonald&#8217;s is rarely if ever my top pick. Occasionally I&#8217;ll go for it at an airport or actually their dollar ice cream cones aren&#8217;t a bad cheap dessert when in need. Full disclosure, I recently had a Grilled Snack Wrap at the Boston airport McDonald&#8217;s and it was pretty good so I thought, well, hell&#8230; at least I can get to the place relatively easily and with minimal attempts to be mowed down by lackadaisical drivers.<\/p>\n<p>Big mistake.<\/p>\n<p>I thought, hey, that Snack Wrap <em>was<\/em> good and I really don&#8217;t want anything heavy here &#8230; so I ordered one of those along with a large soda (as it&#8217;s a $1 for any size drink at Macca&#8217;s&#8230; meaning, really, why WOULDN&#8217;T I order the large?).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/McDonalds-Receipt.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-11619\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/McDonalds-Receipt-121x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"121\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/McDonalds-Receipt-121x300.jpg 121w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/McDonalds-Receipt-768x1910.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/McDonalds-Receipt-412x1024.jpg 412w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/McDonalds-Receipt-830x2064.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/McDonalds-Receipt-230x572.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/McDonalds-Receipt-350x870.jpg 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/McDonalds-Receipt.jpg 926w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 121px) 100vw, 121px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ya know <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnet.com\/news\/whats-really-in-a-mcdonalds-chicken-mcnugget-former-mythbuster-finds-out\/\">that internet hoax\/reality of fast food joints using pink slime in their chicken nuggets<\/a>? It was kinda like that&#8230; the grilled chicken felt&#8230; gristly?\u00a0 Slimy?\u00a0 Tough? It was a lousy &#8220;meal&#8221; and did little more than serve as a distressing stopgap fueling effort. This is no way to prep one for a race the next morning&#8230;. and yet that&#8217;s what I did.<\/p>\n<p>I regret it though. Oh, how I regret it. Sometimes you get the food you deserve. Sometimes you should demand better.<\/p>\n<p>This was one such case.<\/p>\n<p>So if you find yourself in Santee, SC at a crossroads, both physically at Highway 6 and I-95 and spiritually at a point of hunger, do yourself a favor and skip McDonald&#8217;s 6081.<\/p>\n<p>And I know I&#8217;ve discussed <a href=\"http:\/\/quoteinvestigator.com\/2014\/09\/14\/keep-going\/\">this apocryphal misquote<\/a> before but we&#8217;ll just stick with it as coming from The British Bulldog:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Churchill.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-11620\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Churchill-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Churchill-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Churchill-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Churchill-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Churchill-830x467.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Churchill-230x129.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Churchill-350x197.jpg 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Churchill.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes when driving from point to point, from race to race, from hither and yon, I personally need fuel as much as my car does. So into the land of fast food chains I ride. Most recently, I was thwarted at a number of places on my drive back from Carolina to Florida. Every exit [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11607","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11607"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11607\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}