{"id":11897,"date":"2017-05-04T15:56:53","date_gmt":"2017-05-04T19:56:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?p=11897"},"modified":"2017-05-04T15:56:53","modified_gmt":"2017-05-04T19:56:53","slug":"fool-me-once-fool-me-hundreds-of-times-and-fool-me-again-i-know-you-will","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/?p=11897","title":{"rendered":"Fool Me Once&#8230; Fool Me Hundreds Of Times&#8230; And Fool Me Again.  I Know You Will."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ugh. Why do I always fall for this? The folks at the Pittsburgh Marathon posted this with regards to parking for the race on Sunday:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Cropped-Parking-Info-Pittsburgh.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-11907 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Cropped-Parking-Info-Pittsburgh-1024x283.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"283\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Cropped-Parking-Info-Pittsburgh-1024x283.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Cropped-Parking-Info-Pittsburgh-300x83.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Cropped-Parking-Info-Pittsburgh-768x212.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Cropped-Parking-Info-Pittsburgh-830x229.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Cropped-Parking-Info-Pittsburgh-230x64.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Cropped-Parking-Info-Pittsburgh-350x97.jpg 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Cropped-Parking-Info-Pittsburgh.jpg 1161w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Two hours early? Man&#8230; I&#8217;m so gullible and paranoid. I just know I&#8217;m going to go and park MORE THAN 2 HOURS EARLY to ensure I don&#8217;t have an issue.<\/p>\n<p>How many mornings have I gotten up and driven to a start line excessively early because the race organizers warn of congestion? How many mornings have I done so and seen nonchalant smartypants arrive calm, cool, and collected moments before the starting gun?<\/p>\n<p>The answer will be ONE MORE on Sunday. I just know it.<\/p>\n<p>Argh.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Hell-keep-calling-me.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-11908 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Hell-keep-calling-me.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"245\" height=\"160\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/68.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_lzhx46uW6O1qhfcl1o1_500.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Hell-keep-calling-me-Ill-go.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-11910 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Hell-keep-calling-me-Ill-go.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"245\" height=\"164\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ugh. Why do I always fall for this? The folks at the Pittsburgh Marathon posted this with regards to parking for the race on Sunday: Two hours early? Man&#8230; I&#8217;m so gullible and paranoid. I just know I&#8217;m going to go and park MORE THAN 2 HOURS EARLY to ensure I don&#8217;t have an issue. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11897","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11897","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11897"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11897\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11897"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11897"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11897"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}