{"id":12351,"date":"2017-05-23T16:52:56","date_gmt":"2017-05-23T20:52:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?p=12351"},"modified":"2017-05-23T16:52:56","modified_gmt":"2017-05-23T20:52:56","slug":"cleveland-marathon-2017-a-marthonfoto-is-worth-about-15-words-but-not-75","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/?p=12351","title":{"rendered":"Cleveland Marathon 2017 &#8211; A MarthonFoto is Worth About 15 Words&#8230; but not $75."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>MarathonFoto sent me an email about their official photos from the Cleveland Marathon this weekend. They must have taken my wave off at the finish line seriously as there are no pics from there.<\/p>\n<p>Nonetheless, here&#8217;s the watermarked shots they snapped&#8230; and one closeup that captures the experience quite well I thought.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/2017-05-21-MarathonFoto-Kevin-Hanna.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-12411 \" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/2017-05-21-MarathonFoto-Kevin-Hanna-953x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"756\" height=\"813\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/2017-05-21-MarathonFoto-Kevin-Hanna-953x1024.jpg 953w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/2017-05-21-MarathonFoto-Kevin-Hanna-279x300.jpg 279w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/2017-05-21-MarathonFoto-Kevin-Hanna-768x825.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/2017-05-21-MarathonFoto-Kevin-Hanna-830x892.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/2017-05-21-MarathonFoto-Kevin-Hanna-230x247.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/2017-05-21-MarathonFoto-Kevin-Hanna-350x376.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 756px) 100vw, 756px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/2017-05-21-MarathonFoto-Kevin-Hanna.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-12412\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/2017-05-21-MarathonFoto-Kevin-Hanna-300x200.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/2017-05-21-MarathonFoto-Kevin-Hanna-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/2017-05-21-MarathonFoto-Kevin-Hanna-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/2017-05-21-MarathonFoto-Kevin-Hanna-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/2017-05-21-MarathonFoto-Kevin-Hanna-830x553.png 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/2017-05-21-MarathonFoto-Kevin-Hanna-230x153.png 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/2017-05-21-MarathonFoto-Kevin-Hanna-350x233.png 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/2017-05-21-MarathonFoto-Kevin-Hanna-2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-12410\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/2017-05-21-MarathonFoto-Kevin-Hanna-2-188x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"188\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/2017-05-21-MarathonFoto-Kevin-Hanna-2-188x300.png 188w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/2017-05-21-MarathonFoto-Kevin-Hanna-2-642x1024.png 642w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/2017-05-21-MarathonFoto-Kevin-Hanna-2-230x367.png 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/2017-05-21-MarathonFoto-Kevin-Hanna-2-350x558.png 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/2017-05-21-MarathonFoto-Kevin-Hanna-2.png 648w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 188px) 100vw, 188px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m reminded of that famous &#8220;Simpsons&#8221; episode wherein Ralph Wiggum gets a Valentine&#8217;s Day card from Lisa and falls in love with her&#8230; only to have his heart broken when she reveals a hard truth. This clip says it all:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1170\" height=\"878\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/kUZiUORi3uQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>While the above race photos do NOT show the exact moment I was broken by the race, they do capture the general heartache&#8230; and backache&#8230; and leg-ache&#8230; and just general <strong>mental<\/strong> ache that I found myself dealing with over the course of 26.2 miles.<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, I will NOT be paying for the digital downloads.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MarathonFoto sent me an email about their official photos from the Cleveland Marathon this weekend. They must have taken my wave off at the finish line seriously as there are no pics from there. Nonetheless, here&#8217;s the watermarked shots they snapped&#8230; and one closeup that captures the experience quite well I thought. I&#8217;m reminded of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12351"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12351\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}