{"id":1468,"date":"2016-03-27T13:53:37","date_gmt":"2016-03-27T17:53:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?p=1468"},"modified":"2016-03-27T13:53:37","modified_gmt":"2016-03-27T17:53:37","slug":"run-kevin-run-the-flamethrower","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/?p=1468","title":{"rendered":"Run Kevin Run The FlameThrower!"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Yogurt: Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.\u00a0 [turns it on, firing flames]<\/p>\n<p>Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink: Ooooh!<\/p>\n<p>Yogurt: [reacts to dinks] The kids love this one.<\/p>\n<p>[a dink hands him a doll that looks likes Yogurt]<\/p>\n<p>Yogurt: And last but not least, Spaceballs the doll, me.\u00a0 [pulls string]<\/p>\n<p>Doll: May the schwartz be with you!<\/p>\n<p>Yogurt: [kisses the doll] Adorable.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;Spaceballs, 1987<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>A few years back I had a custom running shirt made for my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?page_id=485\">Road To&#8230; Marathon Series<\/a>. I proudly wear my Hope\/Crosby\/Hanna shirt anytime I&#8217;m at a location Bob, Bing, and Dorothy visited on their movie travels.<\/p>\n<p>Having just finished the 7+7&lt;4 challenge I didn&#8217;t realize was even a thing, I decided to commemorate the personal achievement with a custom t-shirt.\u00a0 After poking around online, I came across Logo Sportswear (or as their web domain would have us call it, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.logosoftwear.com\/\">http:\/\/www.logosoftwear.com\/<\/a>).\u00a0 I used their fairly intuitive online designer to upload my images and then like <a href=\"http:\/\/patriotupdate.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/bullwinkle.jpg\">some giant moose pulling a flying squirrel out of a hat<\/a> &#8212; PRESTO!\u00a0 An original, one of a kind Club 7+7&lt;4 running shirt!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/Logo-SportsWear-SHIRT.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1550\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1550\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/Logo-SportsWear-SHIRT.png\" alt=\"Logo SportsWear SHIRT\" width=\"589\" height=\"609\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/Logo-SportsWear-SHIRT.png 589w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/Logo-SportsWear-SHIRT-290x300.png 290w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/Logo-SportsWear-SHIRT-230x238.png 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/Logo-SportsWear-SHIRT-350x362.png 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 589px) 100vw, 589px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But that&#8217;s not all! Like a late-night infomercial, the website offered me more, more, more! It turns out I could get a variety of gear embroidered with my very own logo&#8230; I could, in short, have an embroidered RunKevinRun Dot Com jacket! Mad with power, drunk with desire, and wielding a credit card in one hand, I clicked through and placed my order.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/RKR-Shopping-Cart.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1551\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1551\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/RKR-Shopping-Cart-1024x376.jpg\" alt=\"RKR Shopping Cart\" width=\"1024\" height=\"376\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/RKR-Shopping-Cart-1024x376.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/RKR-Shopping-Cart-300x110.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/RKR-Shopping-Cart-768x282.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/RKR-Shopping-Cart-830x305.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/RKR-Shopping-Cart-230x85.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/RKR-Shopping-Cart-350x129.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In fact, I ordered a jacket for my Mom to wear at our next crazy &#8220;runcation&#8221; tour. Team RunKevinRun.Com representing!<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of tours, I&#8217;ve added <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?page_id=1530\">another link to the menu option on this website for tour compendiums<\/a>. I thought it might be easier to collate multi-day posts about longer trips. Thus the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?page_id=1530\">tours<\/a> page provides a quick link index of related posts to certain big adventures.<\/p>\n<p>Who knows? Maybe one day there&#8217;ll be an official RunKevinRun Dot Com Tour Shirt listing the Sold Out! dates on the back. I certainly know where I can get one printed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yogurt: Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.\u00a0 [turns it on, firing flames] Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink: Ooooh! Yogurt: [reacts to dinks] The kids love this one. [a dink hands him a doll that looks [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[476,477,473,474,471,236,61,475,472],"class_list":["post-1468","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-custom","tag-jacket","tag-link","tag-logo","tag-merchandising","tag-shirt","tag-spaceballs","tag-sportswear","tag-tour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1468","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1468"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1468\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}