{"id":19885,"date":"2017-11-26T00:50:05","date_gmt":"2017-11-26T05:50:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?p=19885"},"modified":"2017-11-26T00:50:05","modified_gmt":"2017-11-26T05:50:05","slug":"november-25-2017-licking-my-wounds-drowning-my-sorrows-with-myanmar-beer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/?p=19885","title":{"rendered":"November 25, 2017 &#8211; Licking My Wounds, Drowning My Sorrows with Myanmar Beer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After the race, I couldn&#8217;t bare to lie down or even sit down &#8212; the sudden muscle spasms that locked in place and shot pain through my calves and then through my body were predictable only insomuch as they DIDN&#8217;T happen when I was walking around.\u00a0 So I tried to just walk the streets of New Bagan for a bit.<\/p>\n<p>I found myself grabbing a cold, 500 kyat Coke Zero from a Myanmar-ian five and dime store (or should I call it a &#8220;500 and 1000 Kyat&#8221; store?) &#8212; they had just about everything under the sun&#8230; and then some.\u00a0 I was tempted by this toy because as I told folks via email, I had gotten tired of candy-assed regular 3-D motion.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6680.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-19978\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6680-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6680-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6680-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6680-830x1107.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6680-230x307.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6680-350x467.jpg 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6680.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Eventually, I found myself searching for a better lunch option than the not-too-tasty chicken satays they had at the finish line.\u00a0 I was lucky to find Mar Lar Thein Gi Restaurant, a place I can only describe as defying the golden triangle of business.\u00a0 It was good, cheap, AND fast &#8212; no need to pick two.<\/p>\n<p>I had an eggplant curry, white rice, and a Coke Zero for 2500 kyat&#8230; or less than the cost of that Coke Zero the other day at Eden BBB.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6669.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-19979\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6669-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6669-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6669-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6669-830x1107.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6669-230x307.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6669-350x467.jpg 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6669.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6677.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-19980\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6677-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6677-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6677-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6677-830x1107.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6677-230x307.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6677-350x467.jpg 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6677.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6679.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-19981\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6679-300x226.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"226\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6679-300x226.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6679-768x577.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6679-1024x770.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6679-830x624.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6679-230x173.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6679-350x263.jpg 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6679.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It was so good, cheap, and fast, that I went back for dinner and had a pork and eggplant curry with a large bottle of Myanmar beer for 6000 kyat.\u00a0 I was drowning my sorrows and killing the pain with food and drink&#8230; and optimism.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t forget the Myanmar Beer optimism.\u00a0 Always brimming with the optimism that lager.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6685.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-19983\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6685-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6685-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6685-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6685-830x1107.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6685-230x307.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_6685-350x467.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After the race, I couldn&#8217;t bare to lie down or even sit down &#8212; the sudden muscle spasms that locked in place and shot pain through my calves and then through my body were predictable only insomuch as they DIDN&#8217;T happen when I was walking around.\u00a0 So I tried to just walk the streets of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19885","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19885","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19885"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19885\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19885"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19885"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19885"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}