{"id":21524,"date":"2018-02-01T10:57:36","date_gmt":"2018-02-01T15:57:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?p=21524"},"modified":"2018-02-01T10:57:36","modified_gmt":"2018-02-01T15:57:36","slug":"safety-begins-with-a-sorta-human-saran-wrap-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/?p=21524","title":{"rendered":"Safety Begins With&#8230; A Sorta Human Saran Wrap Thing?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last year I ran the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?p=9272\">Kyoto Marathon<\/a>. I&#8217;m still getting updates from their Facebook page and email list serve as if I were running again this year. I found this post particularly&#8230; unsettling? Amusing? Helpful? All of the above.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Kyoto-Marathon-Stitch-Poncho.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-21534 \" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Kyoto-Marathon-Stitch-Poncho.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"438\" height=\"922\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Kyoto-Marathon-Stitch-Poncho.jpg 1007w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Kyoto-Marathon-Stitch-Poncho-143x300.jpg 143w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Kyoto-Marathon-Stitch-Poncho-768x1615.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Kyoto-Marathon-Stitch-Poncho-487x1024.jpg 487w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Kyoto-Marathon-Stitch-Poncho-660x1388.jpg 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Kyoto-Marathon-Stitch-Poncho-450x946.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 438px) 100vw, 438px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I think it&#8217;s the invocation of &#8220;hypothermia and other reasons&#8221; for why people don&#8217;t make it to the start line on race day.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s certainly ominous. And while layers and a poncho might help somewhat, I&#8217;m not sure this particular poncho will offer a whole lot of warmth. It looks more like a nothing burger of thin plastic nothingness.\u00a0 Albeit I&#8217;ve been in Florida in a poncho that seemed to double as a microwave oven, trapping my sweat and body heat amidst the humidity so ya know, maybe I know <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=7sjuIiKNtqA\"><em>Nani mo<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last year I ran the Kyoto Marathon. I&#8217;m still getting updates from their Facebook page and email list serve as if I were running again this year. I found this post particularly&#8230; unsettling? Amusing? Helpful? All of the above. I think it&#8217;s the invocation of &#8220;hypothermia and other reasons&#8221; for why people don&#8217;t make it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21524"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21524\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}