{"id":25423,"date":"2018-05-26T15:20:26","date_gmt":"2018-05-26T19:20:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?p=25423"},"modified":"2018-05-26T15:20:26","modified_gmt":"2018-05-26T19:20:26","slug":"traverse-city-one-year-later","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/?p=25423","title":{"rendered":"Traverse City: One year later"},"content":{"rendered":"

Some things never change.<\/p>\n

That\u2019s STILL a big pie plate.<\/p>\n

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In an effort to recreate the conditions from last year’s personal record (and surprisingly unexpected “maybe this could happen… but no, not yet…” sub-3 hour moonshot), I thought I should once again shotgun a can of Reddi Wip.\u00a0 I didn’t bring it to the pie plate… and since I’m a lot heavier than I was a year ago… and older… and yet not wiser… I thought I should watch my calories.<\/p>\n

Thus, I went with the fat free Reddi Wip…<\/p>\n

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I warn you, the following is both oddly hypnotic but incredibly disturbing.<\/p>\n

I thought about not even uploading it, but I sent it to a few people already in the hopes it would make them laugh… and I think it did…<\/p>\n

Last chance to skip this part.\u00a0 I’ll leave a couple of blank lines.<\/p>\n

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And now, this, Internet:<\/p>\n

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Some things never change. That\u2019s STILL a big pie plate. In an effort to recreate the conditions from last year’s personal record (and surprisingly unexpected “maybe this could happen… but no, not yet…” sub-3 hour moonshot), I thought I should once again shotgun a can of Reddi Wip.\u00a0 I didn’t bring it to the pie […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25423"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25423\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}