{"id":26060,"date":"2018-07-06T08:09:04","date_gmt":"2018-07-06T12:09:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?p=26060"},"modified":"2018-07-06T08:09:04","modified_gmt":"2018-07-06T12:09:04","slug":"sometimes-you-can-teach-an-old-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/?p=26060","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes you CAN teach an old dog&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, so, I didn&#8217;t prep for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?page_id=26041\">Kilimanjaro<\/a> and I paid the price.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m trying to prep at least a little for my Pike&#8217;s Peak Marathon in August.<\/p>\n<p>To that end, and because I&#8217;ve added the 40-something soft-in-the-middle belly, I need some new running pants that fit. Like so many of us, I turned to Amazon.<\/p>\n<p>I ordered a pair for $20 with free return shipping in case they don&#8217;t fit.\u00a0 I am, as\u00a0 I said, rounder than I would like and as such nothing seems to fit.\u00a0 Ever.\u00a0 I&#8217;m an amorphous pear shaped blob and for some reason Armani and Dolce don&#8217;t seem to cater to that body type.<\/p>\n<p>Yet as you know, I am a slave to fashion&#8230; and these running pants are guaranteed to fit the bill, if not my bod.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/Running-Pants-AMAZON.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-26069 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/Running-Pants-AMAZON-1024x567.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"567\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/Running-Pants-AMAZON-1024x567.png 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/Running-Pants-AMAZON-300x166.png 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/Running-Pants-AMAZON-768x426.png 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/Running-Pants-AMAZON-660x366.png 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/Running-Pants-AMAZON-450x249.png 450w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/Running-Pants-AMAZON.png 1209w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, so, I didn&#8217;t prep for Kilimanjaro and I paid the price. I&#8217;m trying to prep at least a little for my Pike&#8217;s Peak Marathon in August. To that end, and because I&#8217;ve added the 40-something soft-in-the-middle belly, I need some new running pants that fit. Like so many of us, I turned to Amazon. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26060"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26060\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}