{"id":26141,"date":"2018-07-18T09:55:18","date_gmt":"2018-07-18T13:55:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?p=26141"},"modified":"2018-07-18T09:55:18","modified_gmt":"2018-07-18T13:55:18","slug":"thatll-be-one-arm-and-one-leg-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/?p=26141","title":{"rendered":"That’ll Be One Arm and One Leg, Please."},"content":{"rendered":"

Sigh. They got me. Again.<\/p>\n

I had planned on skipping out on runDisney’s Marathon weekend in 2019, figuring I’ve done the Dopey Challenge for 5 years and seen just about all the characters along the way that they intend on putting on the course.<\/p>\n

And yet, mainly *because* I’ve run the Dopey Challenge every year they’ve had it, a part of me selfishly wanted to maintain my “perfect” status with them.<\/p>\n

And so when they finally opened up early VIP registration yesterday, I logged in while stuck on a tarmac, sitting on a plane waiting for our gate to open up. And I signed over an arm and a leg to get this screen:<\/p>\n

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A few moments later, I got a text from my credit card company telling me that my large purchase had been approved.<\/p>\n

When AMEX has to notify you about the race registration charge, you just know you’re paying too much.<\/p>\n

And yet…<\/p>\n

And yet…<\/p>\n

And yet….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sigh. They got me. Again. I had planned on skipping out on runDisney’s Marathon weekend in 2019, figuring I’ve done the Dopey Challenge for 5 years and seen just about all the characters along the way that they intend on putting on the course. And yet, mainly *because* I’ve run the Dopey Challenge every year […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26141"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26141\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}