{"id":2801,"date":"2016-05-20T20:00:06","date_gmt":"2016-05-21T00:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?p=2801"},"modified":"2016-05-20T20:00:06","modified_gmt":"2016-05-21T00:00:06","slug":"this-little-piggy-was-black-and-blue-and-bruised-all-over","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/?p=2801","title":{"rendered":"This Little Piggy Was Black and Blue and Bruised All Over"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night as I was scrambling to pack up for this weekend&#8217;s trip, I clocked my foot on a door frame. I would say it demonstrated what happens when an immovable object encounters an unstoppable force&#8230; But neither of those conditions were absolutely true. The one true takeaway is that I really smacked my foot hard.<\/p>\n<p>To my credit, I didn&#8217;t swear albeit that may have been due ore to my inability to form any other sound than, &#8220;Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!&#8221; I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s broken&#8230; And even if it were, I&#8217;m pretty sure there&#8217;s not much to be done for a broken toe per se. I iced it a bit last night and it&#8217;s still quite tender today; indeed, this little piggy is black and blue and bruised all over.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure what that means for this weekend&#8217;s marathons. I&#8217;ve promised my mom and myself that if it really hurts to run on it I&#8217;ll drop out of the races. There&#8217;s too many great things on the horizon to chance ruining future events because of short term decision making.<\/p>\n<p>Having said that, I suspect I&#8217;ll tough out Saturday for sure in Fargo if only to see how it feels and then decide about Green Bay after I drive the 8 hours from North Dakota to Lambeau Field. But I promise, here in the not-so-permanent and yet always searchable internet ether, that if it becomes an issue in ND, I will go no farther.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, because I&#8217;m headed to the upper midwest, I&#8217;m hitting one of my favorite pizza buffet chains for dinner tonight. I even dug up my frequent diner&#8217;s club card for them despite the fact I only go when I&#8217;m breezing through this part of the country. Contrary to what it sometimes seems like, that isn&#8217;t as often as you&#8217;d think. Nonetheless, Pizza Ranch here I come! Your thin crust Tuscan Roma pizza has my name on it!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve made it to Fargo and picked up my bib from the FargoDome.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2809\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2809\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-6.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-2809 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-6-300x200.jpeg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-6-300x200.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-6-768x512.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-6-830x553.jpeg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-6-230x153.jpeg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-6-350x233.jpeg 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-6.jpeg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2809\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>&#8220;Run with Fight&#8221; &#8212; I don&#8217;t even know what that means. Run angry? Run with purpose? Were they going for a Katy Perry-ish &#8220;Roar?&#8221;<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-3.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2807 alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-3-225x300.jpeg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-3-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-3-768x1024.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-3-830x1107.jpeg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-3-230x307.jpeg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-3-350x467.jpeg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I also took a quick detour to the Fargo Moorhead Visitors Bureau. They&#8217;ve embraced the Coen Brothers&#8217; connection by offering photos with the actual wood chipper prop from the namesake 1996 noir flick. In fact, they even have prop hats to don to complete the look. I appreciated this more than New Jersey&#8217;s efforts to make native son Bruce Springsteen&#8217;s &#8220;Born to Run&#8221; the state song&#8230; &#8220;It&#8217;s a death trap, a sucide rap&#8230;&#8221; That could be the state motto I guess.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-11.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2814\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-11-300x225.jpeg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-11-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-11-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-11-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-11-830x623.jpeg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-11-230x173.jpeg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-11-350x263.jpeg 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-11.jpeg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-12.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2815\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-12-300x225.jpeg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-12-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-12-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-12-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-12-830x623.jpeg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-12-230x173.jpeg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-12-350x263.jpeg 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-12.jpeg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-13.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2816\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-13-300x225.jpeg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-13-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-13-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-13-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-13-830x623.jpeg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-13-230x173.jpeg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-13-350x263.jpeg 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/image-13.jpeg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In any case, my toe has been getting better by the hour. It&#8217;s not perfect by any stretch and it&#8217;s still black and blue and tender&#8230; But it&#8217;s better. Who knows if after 26.2 miles tomorrow how it will feel but that&#8217;s for another day.<\/p>\n<p>The biggest issue now is that I forgot the only room left to book at this hotel was a smoking room. \u00a0God, who still smokes in this day and age? Apparently punk kids on the stoop outside this hotel and apparently my room is where many a smoker has stayed. \u00a0I&#8217;ve unpacked just what I need for tonight and tomorrow and put everything else back in my car to try and minimize the stench on my belongings. \u00a0And I can smell it even through my stuffy nose and head! \u00a0Yeesh.<\/p>\n<p>So\u00a0for\u00a0now, a bit of cold medication, a sleep, and an early rise so that tomorrow I might go&#8230; beyond FargoDome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night as I was scrambling to pack up for this weekend&#8217;s trip, I clocked my foot on a door frame. I would say it demonstrated what happens when an immovable object encounters an unstoppable force&#8230; But neither of those conditions were absolutely true. 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