{"id":29926,"date":"2018-12-27T07:23:53","date_gmt":"2018-12-27T12:23:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?p=29926"},"modified":"2018-12-27T07:23:53","modified_gmt":"2018-12-27T12:23:53","slug":"a-year-here-a-year-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/?p=29926","title":{"rendered":"A Year Here, A Year There&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whoops. I goofed.<\/p>\n<p>I awoke this morning in a panic sweat, mumbling through the memory of REM, &#8220;Idiot! It&#8217;s not 2019 YET!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Turns out I put the wrong year on the Run Elf Run graphic and said it was Run Elf Run 2019. Of course, it&#8217;s still 2018. My only defense is that I very often seem to be longing to live in the future&#8230; although just as often I long to be in the past. Rarely am I into the present.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/RunKevinRun-LOGO-TURN-SANTA-RUN-ELF-RUN-2018.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-29936 \" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/RunKevinRun-LOGO-TURN-SANTA-RUN-ELF-RUN-2018-1024x603.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"554\" height=\"326\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/RunKevinRun-LOGO-TURN-SANTA-RUN-ELF-RUN-2018-1024x603.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/RunKevinRun-LOGO-TURN-SANTA-RUN-ELF-RUN-2018-300x177.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/RunKevinRun-LOGO-TURN-SANTA-RUN-ELF-RUN-2018-768x452.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/RunKevinRun-LOGO-TURN-SANTA-RUN-ELF-RUN-2018-660x389.jpg 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/RunKevinRun-LOGO-TURN-SANTA-RUN-ELF-RUN-2018-450x265.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 554px) 100vw, 554px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>For example, come January 1st, I will inevitably write the year as such-ity such day of suchity such month, 2018,. It&#8217;ll take ages before I&#8217;m comfortable writing &#8220;19&#8221; on my checks or correspondence. And yet, on december 25, 2018, I had no problem leapfrogging into the future.<\/p>\n<p>Run Kevin Run Dot Com regrets the error. And we&#8217;d fire the guy responsible but then this&#8217;d just be:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/RunKevinRun-LOGO-TURN-REDACTED.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-29935 \" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/RunKevinRun-LOGO-TURN-REDACTED-1024x924.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"403\" height=\"364\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/RunKevinRun-LOGO-TURN-REDACTED-1024x924.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/RunKevinRun-LOGO-TURN-REDACTED-300x271.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/RunKevinRun-LOGO-TURN-REDACTED-768x693.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/RunKevinRun-LOGO-TURN-REDACTED-660x596.jpg 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/RunKevinRun-LOGO-TURN-REDACTED-450x406.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 403px) 100vw, 403px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whoops. I goofed. I awoke this morning in a panic sweat, mumbling through the memory of REM, &#8220;Idiot! It&#8217;s not 2019 YET!&#8221; Turns out I put the wrong year on the Run Elf Run graphic and said it was Run Elf Run 2019. Of course, it&#8217;s still 2018. My only defense is that I very [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29926","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29926","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29926"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29926\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29926"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29926"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29926"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}