{"id":31436,"date":"2019-04-27T16:59:26","date_gmt":"2019-04-27T20:59:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?p=31436"},"modified":"2019-04-27T17:00:44","modified_gmt":"2019-04-27T21:00:44","slug":"april-27-2019-runs-with-scissors-marathon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/?p=31436","title":{"rendered":"April 27, 2019 &#8211; Runs with Scissors Marathon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A bit of backstory, from the race website:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screenshot_20190427-044223_Edge.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-31446 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screenshot_20190427-044223_Edge-263x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"263\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screenshot_20190427-044223_Edge-263x1024.jpg 263w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screenshot_20190427-044223_Edge-77x300.jpg 77w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 263px) 100vw, 263px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The course?\u00a0 Twenty loops around a lake&#8230; and each one longer than the last.\u00a0 I have to assume the distance remained constant so the only conclusion is that I got slower and slower as the loops dragged on.<\/p>\n<p>I used to arrogantly think I was &#8220;pretty ok&#8221; as a marathoner.\u00a0 I was never going to win but I could on occasion put up a respectable showing in the standings&#8230; particularly in the smaller races.<\/p>\n<p>But with just a few weeks off for an injury, my speed work and stamina have regressed to &#8220;meh <span class=\"ILfuVd\">\u00af\\_(\u30c4)_\/\u00af <\/span>&#8221; categorizations of running.\u00a0 That&#8217;s&#8230; disheartening to say the least.<\/p>\n<p>Despite setbacks and disappointments, I keep lacing up.\u00a0 I&#8217;m slowly trying to rebuild.\u00a0 There&#8217;s still some lingering injury nonsense but with each race it seems to get duller and less obtrusive.\u00a0 I gather from comments from other runners on the courses that I&#8217;m still limping in my stride&#8230; and I can tell there&#8217;s some minor plantar fasciitis in the balls of my feet that I keep self-treating with Dr Scholls insoles.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s funny to think that three months ago I was on the hunt for a first ever Sub-3 hour time.\u00a0 Now I&#8217;m struggling to put up a 4 hour effort.<\/p>\n<p>Today I thought I felt better than Seoul or LA when the closing miles were a feat of my feet&#8217;s threshold for pain.\u00a0 But the clock time for today was only slightly better than those staggering finishes.<\/p>\n<p>Nonetheless, it was a goofball race.\u00a0 For the low, low price of $40, we netted a ton of swag &#8211; beer glasses, a beanie, custom scissor medals with all our names on the ribbon, and I think free race photos.\u00a0 Plus a massive amount of food at the aid station&#8230; which, did I mention I passed 20 times?<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and to save money, they recycle old race bibs.\u00a0 Here&#8217;s mine from a middle school cross country meet:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Runs-With-Scissors.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-31467\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Runs-With-Scissors-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Runs-With-Scissors-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Runs-With-Scissors-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Runs-With-Scissors-660x880.jpg 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Runs-With-Scissors-450x600.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Part of the $40 fee also helps support a school for developmentally challenged children which is a great cause&#8230; but I have to wonder how this guy breaks even on the race.\u00a0 I suspect he does it because he loves it&#8230; and loves the school.\u00a0 And if that&#8217;s the case, the profit margin he needs is simply that he can support that school.\u00a0 A feel-good emotional marathon that didn&#8217;t always feel good physically.\u00a0 Sounds about right.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, a few shots from the circuit&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_053819.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-31448\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_053819-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_053819-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_053819-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_053819-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_053819-660x495.jpg 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_053819-450x338.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_054455.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-31455\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_054455-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_054455-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_054455-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_054455-660x880.jpg 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_054455-450x600.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_055346.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-31452\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_055346-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_055346-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_055346-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_055346-660x880.jpg 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_055346-450x600.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_055743.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-31451\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_055743-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_055743-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_055743-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_055743-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_055743-660x495.jpg 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_055743-450x338.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_060428.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-31464\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_060428-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_060428-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_060428-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_060428-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_060428-660x495.jpg 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_060428-450x338.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_064929.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-31453\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_064929-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_064929-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_064929-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_064929-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_064929-660x495.jpg 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_064929-450x338.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_064938.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-31450\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_064938-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_064938-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_064938-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_064938-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_064938-660x495.jpg 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_064938-450x338.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_075606.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-31449\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_075606-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_075606-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_075606-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_075606-660x880.jpg 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_075606-450x600.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_080751.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-31460\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_080751-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_080751-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_080751-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_080751-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_080751-660x495.jpg 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_080751-450x338.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and a few shots at the finish.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_095932.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-31461\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_095932-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_095932-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_095932-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_095932-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_095932-660x495.jpg 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_095932-450x338.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_054148.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-31457\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_054148-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_054148-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_054148-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_054148-660x880.jpg 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_054148-450x600.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_101920.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-31463\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_101920-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_101920-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_101920-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_101920-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_101920-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_101920-660x660.jpg 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/20190427_101920-450x450.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the race director and me above.\u00a0 I think the race photographer got me in an action pose pretending to run with those giant scissors.\u00a0 I&#8217;m just glad they weren&#8217;t given to all the runners &#8212; can you imagine me trying to get those shears through TSA?\u00a0 Even with PreCheck?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A bit of backstory, from the race website: The course?\u00a0 Twenty loops around a lake&#8230; and each one longer than the last.\u00a0 I have to assume the distance remained constant so the only conclusion is that I got slower and slower as the loops dragged on. I used to arrogantly think I was &#8220;pretty ok&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31436"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31436\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}