{"id":34360,"date":"2019-10-07T07:43:46","date_gmt":"2019-10-07T11:43:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?p=34360"},"modified":"2019-10-07T07:43:46","modified_gmt":"2019-10-07T11:43:46","slug":"do-math-wizards-get-burned-at-the-stake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/?p=34360","title":{"rendered":"Do Math Wizards Get Burned At The Stake?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not too far from Salem (Oregon), so i find myself wondering if wizards were ever burned st the stake. The historical patriarchal hypocrisy of it all!<\/p>\n<p>Anyhoo, if they did ever burn wizards, i could potentially prove mh innocence via the math mistake of yesterday. Turns out I ran one ninite FORTY-SEVEN seconds faster than my BQ, which means assuming this year&#8217;s 1:39 buffer temsind constant, I could squeak into an assured bib for Boston.<\/p>\n<p>I probably should still be burned for math ineptitude. But that&#8217;s another black cauldron of eye of newt&#8230; er, another kettle of fish I mean.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not too far from Salem (Oregon), so i find myself wondering if wizards were ever burned st the stake. The historical patriarchal hypocrisy of it all! Anyhoo, if they did ever burn wizards, i could potentially prove mh innocence via the math mistake of yesterday. Turns out I ran one ninite FORTY-SEVEN seconds faster [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34360"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34360\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}