{"id":34368,"date":"2019-10-09T22:16:09","date_gmt":"2019-10-10T02:16:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?p=34368"},"modified":"2019-10-09T22:16:09","modified_gmt":"2019-10-10T02:16:09","slug":"the-official-and-free-race-day-photos-from-the-portland-marathon-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/?p=34368","title":{"rendered":"The Official (And FREE) Race Day Photos from The Portland Marathon 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"

Some are better than others… the price was right obviously.\u00a0 And it’s not their fault if I looked gawky and goofy and pudgy in certain shots.\u00a0 And yet… what is Photoshop FOR but to alter the free race day photos to make me look better?<\/p>\n

I thought about such things the other night when I was in a hotel’s bar\/club restroom.\u00a0 I thought the whole point of such restrooms was to have the best possible lighting to make us all think we’re looking a million bucks and “sure why not ask that person out?\u00a0 Vodka and the lighting says it’s my night!”\u00a0 But this hotel’s lighting was harsh, wrinkly, and screamed at my like a Magic Mirror to the Wicked Queen — “your days are done, ya old hag.”<\/p>\n

But I digress.\u00a0 Race day photos!\u00a0 Free ones!<\/p>\n

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Some are better than others… the price was right obviously.\u00a0 And it’s not their fault if I looked gawky and goofy and pudgy in certain shots.\u00a0 And yet… what is Photoshop FOR but to alter the free race day photos to make me look better? I thought about such things the other night when I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34368"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34368\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}