{"id":35988,"date":"2020-01-23T05:26:06","date_gmt":"2020-01-23T10:26:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?p=35988"},"modified":"2020-01-23T05:26:06","modified_gmt":"2020-01-23T10:26:06","slug":"january-23-2020-a-passage-through-india-teaser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/?p=35988","title":{"rendered":"January 23, 2020 &#8211; A Passage Through India (Teaser)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Road Trip!<\/p>\n<p>Budhi Man is driving us from Udaipur to Jaipur, a seven hour or so drive North.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m spending the time trying to catch up on the proofreading\/redrafting\/first draft yet to be posted posts of the past few days.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know if this is sacrilegious\/offensive but it&#8217;s a joke not really *about* religion as it is about a giant statute.<\/p>\n<p>Ahem&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>That Shiva is such a diva &#8212; getting a facelift in Nathdwara, India.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/20200123_084343.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-35991\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/20200123_084343-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/20200123_084343-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/20200123_084343-768x1025.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/20200123_084343-767x1024.jpg 767w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/20200123_084343-660x881.jpg 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/20200123_084343-450x600.jpg 450w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/20200123_084343.jpg 1813w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>See, it&#8217;s because there&#8217;s a giant crane there with the statue.\u00a0 It&#8217;s really more of a joke about construction than anything else.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"display: inline !important; float: none; background-color: #ffffff; color: #333333; cursor: text; font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman','Bitstream Charter',Times,serif; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;\">Still, considering my luck with karma, this post may be a terrible, terrible idea.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s the worst that can happen?<\/p>\n<p>ARGH!\u00a0 Why would I type that?!\u00a0 I&#8217;m just inviting trouble.<\/p>\n<p>Well, look!\u00a0 There&#8217;s a black cat over there under the ladder that&#8217;s lying propped up against that mirror.\u00a0 Let me go say&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>ACK!<\/p>\n<p>MEOW!<\/p>\n<p>WHOA, KITTY!<\/p>\n<p>THUNK!<\/p>\n<p>OW!\u00a0 MY HEAD!<\/p>\n<p>CRASH!<\/p>\n<p>Moments later, I rethink my choices and decisions that have led me to this point.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Road Trip! Budhi Man is driving us from Udaipur to Jaipur, a seven hour or so drive North. I&#8217;m spending the time trying to catch up on the proofreading\/redrafting\/first draft yet to be posted posts of the past few days. I don&#8217;t know if this is sacrilegious\/offensive but it&#8217;s a joke not really *about* religion [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35988"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35988\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}