{"id":38368,"date":"2021-03-27T14:46:10","date_gmt":"2021-03-27T18:46:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?p=38368"},"modified":"2021-03-27T14:46:27","modified_gmt":"2021-03-27T18:46:27","slug":"wait-it-was-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/?p=38368","title":{"rendered":"Wait — it was TODAY?!"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n

Oh, well, double h-e-double-hockey sticks.<\/p>\r\n

Or I guess Double H, Double E, Quadruple Hockey sticks.

Turns out the Irving Marathon was THIS morning… so not only would I have needed to get 1100 miles from my house to the starting line, I’d have to have at least once gone more than 88 miles per hour in a souped-up Delorean Motor Car with its own Flux Capacitor fluxing at 1.21 jigawatts to make time travel possible.<\/p>\r\n

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Sometimes it is as if time itself has lost all meaning.<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Oh, well, double h-e-double-hockey sticks. Or I guess Double H, Double E, Quadruple Hockey sticks. Turns out the Irving Marathon was THIS morning… so not only would I have needed to get 1100 miles from my house to the starting line, I’d have to have at least once gone more than 88 miles per hour […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38368"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38368\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38375,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38368\/revisions\/38375"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}