{"id":38774,"date":"2021-10-16T19:18:22","date_gmt":"2021-10-16T23:18:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?p=38774"},"modified":"2021-10-17T10:27:42","modified_gmt":"2021-10-17T14:27:42","slug":"the-defiance-50k","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/?p=38774","title":{"rendered":"The Defiance 50K"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Riddle me this: If I were to run the Defiance 15K, I\u2019d have to run one loop. The 30K, that\u2019s two loops. But for the 50K I run 3 loops. How does that math work?<br \/><br \/>Turns out, a loop is a bit longer than 15K \u2013 it\u2019s like 16.667K. And two loops runs 33.33K. But that didn\u2019t look so hot on the shirt so they just rounded down for the shorter distances. And we all get the same medal anyway so maybe the best way to describe the Defiance 50K is that it stands defiantly opposed to conventional measurements.<br \/><br \/>Before possibly breaking my toe in August, I was supposed to do a 51K out at Area 51. With that run sabotaged by shoeless Kevin\u2019s clumsy nocturnal activities, the Defiance 50K was a new animal for me\u2026 and I assume that animal is a platypus, given the stuffed \u201cfren\u201d on the devilish staircase to the starting\/finishing line (a staircase I would run\u2026 er, well, a staircase I would *climb* three times at the end of the various loops).<\/p>\r\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_073643-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-38781\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_073643-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_073643-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_073643-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_073643-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_073643-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_073643-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_073643-660x495.jpg 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_073643-450x338.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>It was a beautiful place to get lost. And lost I did get\u2026 albeit I was saved repeatedly by a north star runner in the first loop who I followed to get back on track.<\/p>\r\n<p>I didn\u2019t take a lot of photos. Some of that was a desire to just live in the moment of the run\u2026 and some of that was because I had to take note of creeping tree roots that could\u2019ve toppled me at a moment\u2019s notice\u2026 and some of that was because I was struggling here and there just to keep moving forward.<\/p>\r\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_0937521561981436333376810-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-38777\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_0937521561981436333376810-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_0937521561981436333376810-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_0937521561981436333376810-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_0937521561981436333376810-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_0937521561981436333376810-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_0937521561981436333376810-660x880.jpg 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_0937521561981436333376810-450x600.jpg 450w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_0937521561981436333376810-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_113114_capture.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-38783\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_113114_capture-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_113114_capture-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_113114_capture-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_113114_capture-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_113114_capture-660x495.jpg 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_113114_capture-450x338.jpg 450w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_113114_capture.jpg 1440w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_121646121891435009244963-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-38785\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_121646121891435009244963-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_121646121891435009244963-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_121646121891435009244963-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_121646121891435009244963-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_121646121891435009244963-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_121646121891435009244963-660x880.jpg 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_121646121891435009244963-450x600.jpg 450w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_121646121891435009244963-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><br \/><br \/>As would be expected, there were more runners in the first loop as it involved folks running the three different distances\u2026 as loops were completed, the numbers dwindled\u2026 and truth be told by my second loop I was already in a pace of my own, long stretches just me and the trees and the frantic search for a pink ribbon marking the turns to keep runners on track.<\/p>\r\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_102031-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-38798\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_102031-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_102031-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_102031-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_102031-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_102031-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_102031-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_102031-660x495.jpg 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_102031-450x338.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/><br \/>They did draw arrows in the dirt with their boot heels to mark some turns. Pro tip, something I\u2019d think the TCMA running team would know already: as runners run on the trail, and other users of the trail walk about, the dirt arrows get obscured PDQ darn quickly.<br \/><br \/>I did see a deer. It was\u2026 unimpressed with me.<br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_100037-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-38784\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_100037-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_100037-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_100037-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_100037-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_100037-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_100037-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_100037-660x495.jpg 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_100037-450x338.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/><br \/>The first half of the loop had more inclines than the second half so each loop I\u2019d long to pass the halfway mark and settle into the more gentle rolling downhill mileage. But with each loop, that respite of the second half proved increasingly less respiteful and far more spiteful.<br \/><br \/>Increasingly less? That\u2019s terrible wordsmithing. I blame my dehydrated brain.<br \/><br \/>In the end, three loops took me a grueling 5:15. I\u2019m not sure I was ever destroyed. I just was mentally and physically exhausted\u2026 and unmotivated as the day wore on. I found myself channeling Danny Glover from the Lethal Weapon series: I\u2019m getting too old for this shit.<\/p>\r\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_131538-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-38796\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_131538-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_131538-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_131538-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_131538-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_131538-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_131538-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_131538-660x495.jpg 660w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211016_131538-450x338.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/><br \/>***<br \/><br \/>Separate from the race itself, I had envisioned doing some touristy things. I used to do this all the time in the before times, back before Covid, before the world paused and then started up in some weird parallel universe where half the population believes in science and half believes in, um, mountebank snakeoil salesmen.<br \/><br \/>I fully intended to drive out to Twede\u2019s Caf\u00e9, the true-life location for the fictional Twin Peaks\u2019s Double R Diner. I\u2019ve been there before and ya know what? The cherry pie IS damn fine. But traffic was snarled according to GoogleMaps and I was looking at an hour plus to get out there. Post run, I really needed food a bit sooner than that. And besides, I can\u2019t honestly tell if I can even sit inside the place.<br \/><br \/>I struggled finding a place here in Fife, WA, to get food. With various dining rooms closed or inaccessible to me because they\u2019re inside\/marginally ventilated, I wound up using a drive-through at some fast food chain. It\u2019s a bit heartbreaking to resign oneself to that but I legitimately couldn\u2019t tell if places were open or not. Two of the places I found nearby on TravelAdvisor\/Yelp are boarded up and abandoned.<br \/><br \/>I\u2019m going to try for Twede\u2019s tomorrow. As it stands, I\u2019m a bit\u2026 antisocial? There\u2019s masks some places, and not others. There\u2019s a weird vibe to the whole area that feels unwelcoming but maybe that\u2019s just me being spooked about the world in general.<br \/><br \/>These races used to be easier \u2013 I was in better shape and so was the world as a whole.<br \/><br \/>Perhaps all we can do is try and do better, try and be better.<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Riddle me this: If I were to run the Defiance 15K, I\u2019d have to run one loop. The 30K, that\u2019s two loops. But for the 50K I run 3 loops. How does that math work? Turns out, a loop is a bit longer than 15K \u2013 it\u2019s like 16.667K. And two loops runs 33.33K. But [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38774","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38774","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38774"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38774\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38804,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38774\/revisions\/38804"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}