{"id":40289,"date":"2022-04-15T06:32:29","date_gmt":"2022-04-15T10:32:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?p=40289"},"modified":"2022-04-15T06:32:29","modified_gmt":"2022-04-15T10:32:29","slug":"shooting-myself-in-the-foot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/?p=40289","title":{"rendered":"Shooting Myself In The Foot&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wait. That&#8217;s wrong. *I* didn&#8217;t shoot myself in the foot; a medical professional did.<br \/><br \/>After months of issues, I finally broke down and went to a sports medicine specialist. On the plus side, the series of X-rays showed my left foot is NOT broken in any way &#8212; no major or minor stress fractures, no bones rubbing against each other where they shouldn&#8217;t be. The ultimate diagnosis was a nerve thingee&#8230; there&#8217;s a technical term but I didn&#8217;t quite catch it. I thought it was something like oderma but it almost had to have a latin for nerve prefix, right? And that would be a &#8220;neuroma&#8221; based on Dr Google&#8230; but I swear the guy never uttered an &#8220;N&#8221; technical term.<br \/><br \/>It was definitely nerve based though as the short term solution was a steroid either via pills or a shot. I wanted relief ASAP so opted for the shot. You know what hurts a whole helluva lot? Sticking a needle into a nerve. You really, by definition, feel it.<br \/><br \/>I appreciated them covering the needle beforehand. And while in my head I know that&#8217;s not a horse needle under there, it sure as hell felt like one.<\/p>\r\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/20220414_0941212636297214019215550-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-40292\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/20220414_0941212636297214019215550-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/20220414_0941212636297214019215550-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/20220414_0941212636297214019215550-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/20220414_0941212636297214019215550-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/20220414_0941212636297214019215550-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/20220414_0941212636297214019215550-830x1107.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/20220414_0941212636297214019215550-230x307.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/20220414_0941212636297214019215550-350x467.jpg 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/20220414_0941212636297214019215550-480x640.jpg 480w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/20220414_0941212636297214019215550-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><br \/><br \/>On the plus side, my left foot is numbed up and the doc said it was okay to go live my life and run on it. Advised a lot more stretching throughout the day to keep my toes (and calves) loosened up but that&#8217;s like the dentist telling you to floss. We all know we should do it&#8230; and we all rarely do.<br \/><br \/>Anyway, the good news\/bad news: I think I should be in a less pained way for Boston on Monday; however if I win and there&#8217;s a drug test I worry I may be disqualified. The former seems likely, the latter less so.<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wait. That&#8217;s wrong. *I* didn&#8217;t shoot myself in the foot; a medical professional did. After months of issues, I finally broke down and went to a sports medicine specialist. On the plus side, the series of X-rays showed my left foot is NOT broken in any way &#8212; no major or minor stress fractures, no [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40289"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40293,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40289\/revisions\/40293"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=40289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=40289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}