{"id":4981,"date":"2016-09-09T20:36:00","date_gmt":"2016-09-10T00:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?p=4981"},"modified":"2016-09-09T20:36:51","modified_gmt":"2016-09-10T00:36:51","slug":"the-smell-of-fear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/?p=4981","title":{"rendered":"The Smell of Fear"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>What&#8217;s that smell?<\/p>\n<p>Oh, that&#8217;d be me. I was swimming in raw sewage. I love it! &#8212; The Naked Gun 2 1\/2: The Smell of Fear<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1170\" height=\"878\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/zqNigBNUWOs?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>So apparently I not only have to wait for a shuttle bus to fill up after finishing the race tomorrow in order to get back to my car, it&#8217;s also a half hour farther out than I am right now.<\/p>\n<p>Which means it&#8217;s at least a 2 1\/2 hour drive back to the airport if the return bus fills with my arrival.<\/p>\n<p>Which means I don&#8217;t have time to get back to the hotel and shower after the race.<\/p>\n<p>Which means I am more and more like Frank Drebin every day.<\/p>\n<p>I can live with that. \u00a0I don&#8217;t know if my seat mates can but after the six hour flight to MCO tomorrow, I&#8217;ll probably never see them again.<\/p>\n<p>To which I can say to them, &#8220;Smell ya later!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>These things happen on the road. \u00a0What happens on the road, smells of the road. \u00a0But a road by any other name would smell as grody. Shakespeare said that, I think&#8230; Or Moon Unit Zappa. \u00a0Some poet for sure.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s that smell? Oh, that&#8217;d be me. I was swimming in raw sewage. I love it! &#8212; The Naked Gun 2 1\/2: The Smell of Fear So apparently I not only have to wait for a shuttle bus to fill up after finishing the race tomorrow in order to get back to my car, it&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4981"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4981\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}