{"id":5325,"date":"2016-10-15T18:31:27","date_gmt":"2016-10-15T22:31:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?p=5325"},"modified":"2016-10-15T18:31:27","modified_gmt":"2016-10-15T22:31:27","slug":"the-cannonball-marathon-greensboro-nc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/?p=5325","title":{"rendered":"The Cannonball Marathon, Greensboro, NC"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dun Dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!<\/p>\n<p>The Cannonball Marathon ended as the movie did &#8212; Captain Chaos didn&#8217;t win the race. But I had a good time.<\/p>\n<p>The fake mustache made it 16 miles before it malfunctioned. Sixteen miles in a marathon setting is pretty impressive, Chinese Glue Factory Workers! And while I&#8217;ve often heard the &#8216;staches nicknamed &#8220;soup strainers,&#8221; for me it was a &#8220;sweat strainer.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll post more photos and comments later but as I sit here in Nashville waiting on my recently delayed connecting flight, I&#8217;m a bit nackered as the Brits say. I&#8217;m not sure I can adequately summarize things at present so instead I&#8217;ll simply leave off with one of HIS finisher photos.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/IMG_0218.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5337\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/IMG_0218-184x300.jpg\" alt=\"img_0218\" width=\"184\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/IMG_0218-184x300.jpg 184w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/IMG_0218-768x1250.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/IMG_0218-629x1024.jpg 629w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/IMG_0218-830x1350.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/IMG_0218-230x374.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/IMG_0218-350x569.jpg 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/IMG_0218.jpg 2035w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 184px) 100vw, 184px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dun Dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! The Cannonball Marathon ended as the movie did &#8212; Captain Chaos didn&#8217;t win the race. But I had a good time. The fake mustache made it 16 miles before it malfunctioned. Sixteen miles in a marathon setting is pretty impressive, Chinese Glue Factory Workers! And while I&#8217;ve often heard the &#8216;staches nicknamed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5325"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5325\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}