{"id":543,"date":"2016-02-08T15:26:40","date_gmt":"2016-02-08T20:26:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?p=543"},"modified":"2016-02-08T15:26:40","modified_gmt":"2016-02-08T20:26:40","slug":"numbers-and-ruminations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/?p=543","title":{"rendered":"Numbers and Ruminations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was only today when I googled this phrase that I realized I&#8217;ve been mis-attributing it to Will Rogers. I thought he popularized the saying, &#8220;There&#8217;s lies, damn lies, and statistics.&#8221; But google says it had been mainly propagated by a different country gentleman philosopher &#8211; Mark Twain. And even then there&#8217;s debate about where it started. I suppose that is the apex epitome of irony &#8212; there&#8217;s just as many lies, damn lies, and statistics about the quote.<\/p>\n<p>I suppose I&#8217;ve always been a numbers guy. But lately I&#8217;ve become ever more obsessed with numbers, statistics, and my own inability to properly get the numbers to add up consistently and agreeably. And maybe they aren&#8217;t supposed to and that&#8217;s my problem. It isn&#8217;t just because I&#8217;ve finally begun work on collating information for my TY2015 income taxes. Albeit that isn&#8217;t helping my mood with numbers and stats. No, the real numbers I&#8217;m finding myself obsessing over are myriad and multi-faceted.<\/p>\n<p>Let me begin with a meaningless stats update <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?p=516\">from a previous post<\/a>. According to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boxofficemojo.com\/movies\/?page=daily&amp;id=regression.htm\">boxofficemojo.com<\/a>, Regression starring Emma Watson and Ethan Hawke earned $31,000 from 100 theaters this weekend. Therefore, my inexplicable $17 ticket thus means I&#8217;m responsible for .055% of that. To break it down even further, Friday&#8217;s gross was apparently $11,500, making my ticket 0.15% of the total earned that day.<\/p>\n<p>On a related note, the real reason I meant to discuss going to the movies that day was that I walked to the theater rather than driving. It was supposed to tie into the running theme, the discussion over the LA Marathon as a revelatory experience for how roads connect in Los Angeles and how sometimes it&#8217;s way easier to walk places than to deal with traffic, parking, and the like. While nobody walks in LA, I guess that makes me a nobody. And happier for it &#8212; it&#8217;s less stressful and cheaper than dealing with gas, parking fees, and such. But I happened to snap a photo of my walking pace and this being an ill-defined running &#8220;blog,&#8221; I thought I&#8217;d include it here.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/IMG_7489.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-576\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-576 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/IMG_7489-e1454961462112-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_7489\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/IMG_7489-e1454961462112-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/IMG_7489-e1454961462112-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/IMG_7489-e1454961462112-830x1107.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/IMG_7489-e1454961462112-230x307.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/IMG_7489-e1454961462112-350x467.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Next, given my quest for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.50statesmarathonclub.com\">50 States<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sevencontinentsclub.com\/\">Seven Continents<\/a>, and my own <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?page_id=485\">&#8220;Road To&#8230;&#8221; Marathon Series<\/a>, you&#8217;d think I&#8217;d love numbers and stats all the more and all the time. But for the past few weeks&#8230; heck, the past few months&#8230; I&#8217;ve been weighed down by numbers and stats courtesy of one of the worst investments I&#8217;ve ever made&#8230; at least from a psychological perspective.\u00a0 I am of course referring to a bathroom scale.\u00a0 Inconceivably to me, I&#8217;ve seen my weight fluctuate to the point that I&#8217;m a good 10-15 pounds heavier than I want to be.\u00a0 And it&#8217;s not &#8220;muscle&#8221; so there&#8217;s no sense in thinking, &#8220;well, muscle weighs more than fat.&#8221;\u00a0 Because in the words of Paul Simon, &#8220;Why am I soft in the middle?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I debated about this as a topic because I&#8217;m sure people are sick of hearing me whinge about my whole weight issue.\u00a0 I&#8217;m freaked out as I step on the scale and the LCD readouts can warp my mood.\u00a0 It&#8217;s silly as it&#8217;s more important how you feel than what that number reads.\u00a0 But that&#8217;s an easier thing to say than to internalize.\u00a0 Try as I might, that number impacts the way I see myself and the way I feel.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve had many days where I feel slothful and sluggish and I think part of that is contributed to by that infernal number.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve opted to cut short my body weight issues discussion for now because I have no idea if it relates to the ultimate goal of this web site or not.\u00a0 But I thought maybe a discussion on how no matter the number of marathons or races one does, there are certain things that do not go away &#8212; and body image and feelings of sluggishness\/slothfulness are part and parcel of that.\u00a0 Not sure if that&#8217;s helpful to others, helpful to me, or just an excuse to whine online.\u00a0 But there ya go.<\/p>\n<p>And in a final note on numbers for the day, this whole website is produced via a series of two digits &#8212; 1s and 0s.\u00a0 It&#8217;s all just binary code rendered according to a set programming language, right?\u00a0 Yet different platforms read those same binary numbers slightly differently.\u00a0 The whole thing looks fine in the &#8220;What You See Is What You Get&#8221; window on my Microsoft Surface Pro 3.\u00a0 The computer geek acronym squad calls this WYSIWYG, but it should perhaps be changed to &#8220;What You See Is What You Hope to Get&#8221; or WYSIWYHTG.\u00a0 That won&#8217;t happen as that&#8217;s too much a mouthful, unlike WYSIWYG, right tech geeks?\u00a0 Insert one of those emoticons or emoji smiley face snarks to indicate that written sentence should be read with a skewed, facetious tone.\u00a0 Perhaps that&#8217;s why different platforms read things differently &#8212; they&#8217;re more or less fluent in snark.<\/p>\n<p>In any case, when I check the site on my phone&#8217;s browser or my iPad or even on another Windows machine, the layout can be&#8230; wonky.\u00a0 Certain random images load at &#8220;LARGE&#8221; size when I know they&#8217;ve all been set to &#8220;MEDIUM&#8221; in the image attributes tab.\u00a0 Oddly, some images get rotated no matter what I do in the &#8220;EDIT&#8221; screens of the image, no matter how many times I rotate it properly on my computer and then re-upload it to the site.\u00a0 Ghosts and gremlins exist in the machines out there.\u00a0 That or different machines read the numbers differently.\u00a0 In that, we&#8217;re back to the lies, damn lies, and statistics; somebody can recast the stats to whatever they please, be it a larger image size, a rotated worldview, or the belief that 1+1 equals 3.\u00a0 There&#8217;s probably a better capper to that series of suggestions but WYSIWYG &#8212; I&#8217;m a bit off and fumbling through.<\/p>\n<p>Still, I&#8217;m trying to take comfort that if different platforms can interpret the same numbers differently, then perhaps that bathroom scale just needs to be viewed from a different perspective.\u00a0 After all, a great many science museums have taught me that what I weigh on earth isn&#8217;t the same as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.exploratorium.edu\/ronh\/weight\/\">what I weigh on other astral bodies<\/a>.\u00a0 Take the Moon.\u00a0 There I&#8217;d weigh about 16.6% of what I weigh here&#8230; so maybe I should just start thinking of myself as a Moon Colonist.<\/p>\n<p>After all, what&#8217;s a little lie, damn lie, or statistic amongst friends?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was only today when I googled this phrase that I realized I&#8217;ve been mis-attributing it to Will Rogers. I thought he popularized the saying, &#8220;There&#8217;s lies, damn lies, and statistics.&#8221; But google says it had been mainly propagated by a different country gentleman philosopher &#8211; Mark Twain. 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