{"id":8114,"date":"2017-01-22T12:08:21","date_gmt":"2017-01-22T17:08:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?p=8114"},"modified":"2017-01-22T12:08:21","modified_gmt":"2017-01-22T17:08:21","slug":"the-road-to-abu-dhabi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/?p=8114","title":{"rendered":"The Road to Abu Dhabi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As is often the case with group tours, there&#8217;s a long time between being picked up and actually starting the tour.\u00a0 Different groups are staying all over town and thus it&#8217;s always a bit of a prolonged, &#8220;we almost have everybody!&#8221; false promises.<\/p>\n<p>But eventually we DID have everybody.\u00a0 A couple from Greece, two couples from the US, my Lithuanian couple, a pair of Netherland flight attendants on a longer than usual but still not long enough layover.\u00a0 Our guide was Adl from Egypt, a 25-year veteran of Egypt tours recruited by Oceania Tours 2 years ago.\u00a0 I wouldn&#8217;t call him a first round draft pick but he was ok.<\/p>\n<p>The drive out to Abu Dhabi was about 80 minutes.\u00a0 Adl did a quick United Arab Emirates history and then said he knew some of us were jet lagged and wanted to nap.\u00a0 That may have been out of a courtesy to the flight attendants.\u00a0 To be honest, I was drifting in and out of consciousness during the history lesson.<\/p>\n<p>Still, what I absorbed through my waking dream haze were these facts and figures:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>There are ten million people in the United Arab Emirates.<\/li>\n<li>Abu Dhabi is the capital and second largest city (after Dubai) and has 2.5 million people.<\/li>\n<li>The locals, those born and raised here, number 500,000, of which 75,000 are millionaires.<\/li>\n<li>The Emir of Abu Dhabi is the current president of the UAE.<\/li>\n<li>CCTV everywhere so don&#8217;t need too many cop cars patrolling.\u00a0 All is monitored on video.<\/li>\n<li>On top of that, the law is severe; there is low crimination because of the security system in place with strict rules and stricter enforcement.\u00a0 For example, the visa policy is very strict.\u00a0 Anyone coming to the UAE needs a sponsor on the visa &#8211; easily done and there&#8217;s a blind fee paid by the visa holder to the sponsor.\u00a0 The deal though is if something goes wrong, the sponsor is in the hook so if something does go wrong both the government and the sponsor will be on the hunt to resolve it.<\/li>\n<li>The falcon is the national bird of UAE.\u00a0 Whereas many western nations might have dogs or cats as pets, many UAE folks have falcons.\u00a0 Each falcon has a passport.\u00a0 There is a special cabin on Emirates Air planes just for falcons.\u00a0 The first one to board is the falcon and its owner.\u00a0 The falcon has a special hospital and boarding hotel in Dubai.<\/li>\n<li>The camel is national animal.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The first stop of the day was the Sheik Zayed Grand Mosque.\u00a0 It&#8217;s the fourth largest mosque in the world, behind Mecca, Medina, and Hassan II Mosque in Casablanca.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8807.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-8225 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8807-1024x525.jpg\" width=\"1024\" height=\"525\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8807-1024x525.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8807-300x154.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8807-768x394.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8807-830x425.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8807-230x118.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8807-350x179.jpg 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8807.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Grand Mosque can accommodate 40,000 people for prayer services.\u00a0 It was built from 199-2006&#8230; but Sheik Zayed passed away in 2004 thus never got to see it completed.\u00a0 He is buried on site though.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8813.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-8227 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8813-1024x352.jpg\" width=\"1024\" height=\"352\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8813-1024x352.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8813-300x103.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8813-768x264.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8813-830x285.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8813-230x79.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8813-350x120.jpg 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8813.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The construction cost was one billion US dollars.\u00a0 Nothing but the most expensive materials and fixtures were used.\u00a0 Marble from Italy; twenty-four carot gold imlays, the costliest and therefore finest crystal chandeliers.\u00a0 Spared no expense.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8841.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8219\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8841-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8841-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8841-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8841-830x1107.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8841-230x307.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8841-350x467.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8825.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8233\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8825-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8825-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8825-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8825-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8825-830x623.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8825-230x173.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8825-350x263.jpg 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8825.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8833.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8234\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8833-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8833-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8833-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8833-830x1107.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8833-230x307.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8833-350x467.jpg 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8833.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8867.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8240\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8867-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8867-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8867-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8867-830x1107.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8867-230x307.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8867-350x467.jpg 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8867.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8885.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8241\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8885-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8885-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8885-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8885-830x1107.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8885-230x307.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8885-350x467.jpg 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8885.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And yet having spared no expense, the water fountains were a major disappointment.\u00a0 I know culturally room temperature water is the preferred service so I guess I can&#8217;t take assign a cold level score to it.\u00a0 But given that I felt like the water fountain has to have accounted for at least a part of a billion dollar construction &#8212; well, I would&#8217;ve expected something more.\u00a0 I&#8217;m giving it a 3 and I think that&#8217;s generous&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8217\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8869-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8869-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8869-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8869-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8869-830x623.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8869-230x173.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8869-350x263.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As is the custom, women had to be covered so some of the tourists had to don black dresses and scarves.\u00a0 The men couldn&#8217;t be in shorts and were issued white taubs to wear.\u00a0 I was in jeans and a shirt so was fine.\u00a0 And I know I have to be respectful of other cultures and beliefs but I did have to bite my tongue by the separate but equal entries split along gender lines.\u00a0 The same thing happened at the buffet dinner last night &#8212; one line for men, one line for women.\u00a0 Here it made slightly more sense as gender appropriate security could deal with people who set off the metal detectors&#8230; but just as last night, the separate lines converged before too long and it just seemed silly if I&#8217;m being generous to my beliefs or wrong if I&#8217;m being truthful with my opinions.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8902.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8247\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8902-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8902-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8902-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8902-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8902-830x623.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8902-230x173.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8902-350x263.jpg 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8902.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>As for the building itself, it\u2019s an impressive thing to be sure and I have no doubt when packed to the sides with 40,000 Muslims practicing their faith it would make even more an impression.\u00a0 As it was currently operating in its tourism capacity it felt a bit stagey but that didn\u2019t deter from me and countless other tourists snapping away on our digital cameras.\u00a0 Here\u2019s a series of shots, including the proper mosque etiquette signage.\u00a0 I want to be clear here \u2013 I find most graphic info signs to be hilarious mainly because I like to imagine the drafts involved to get approval for whatever design that is now currently on display.\u00a0 Some of the art design is just inscrutable and some of the art design is so spot on that you wish whoever was designing that panel was in charge of a lot more.\u00a0 In any case, here\u2019s a bunch of respectful shots, as we were told orally and in signage to be respectful.\u00a0 I never have a problem with that in any revered place but I do find that I sometimes am so consumed with NOT making a face or doing something with my hands that I come across even more comical as I fumble with trying NOT to be disrespectful.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8911.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8214\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8911-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8911-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8911-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8911-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8911-830x623.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8911-230x173.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8911-350x263.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8887.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8215\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8887-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8887-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8887-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8887-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8887-830x623.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8887-230x173.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8887-350x263.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8881.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8218\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8881-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8881-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8881-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8881-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8881-830x623.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8881-230x173.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8881-350x263.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8893.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8244\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8893-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8893-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8893-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8893-830x1107.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8893-230x307.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8893-350x467.jpg 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8893.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/> <\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8889.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8242\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8889-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8889-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8889-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8889-830x1107.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8889-230x307.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8889-350x467.jpg 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8889.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>From the mosque, we headed on a quick driving tour of Abu Dhabi.\u00a0 A driveby shooting\u2026 that\u2019s wrong\u2026 a driveby stop to shoot some quick pics of the Emirate\u2019s Palace afforded the bonus photo opportunity to snap a shot of the Fast and Furious 7 setpiece locale, the Etiad Tower.\u00a0 So here\u2019s a few shots from there.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8907.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8249\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8907-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8907-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8907-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8907-830x1107.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8907-230x307.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8907-350x467.jpg 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8907.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8911.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8214\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8911-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8911-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8911-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8911-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8911-830x623.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8911-230x173.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8911-350x263.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8942.jpg\"> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8213\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8942-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8942-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8942-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8942-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8942-830x623.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8942-230x173.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8942-350x263.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Just a quick side note on stats for the Emirate\u2019s Palace, something to give perspective to the wealth we were looking at.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>There\u2019s a private bridge built just for the Emir\u2019s family to get to one of the island palaces.<\/li>\n<li>Each year the Emirate\u2019s Palace has an opulent Christmas tree; one year it was valued at 11 million US dollars while this year\u2019s tree had diamond trimmings and pushed the valuation to 20 million US dollars.<\/li>\n<li>They\u2019re building a massive museum on one of the Abu Dhabi islands and it\u2019s modeled after the Louvre\u2026 so much so that the Emir paid 400 million US dollars to license the Louvre name.\u00a0 So opening soon is The Louvre Abu Dhabi.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>A 30-minute tourist trap stop at the Heritage Museum, a sorta lip service cultural center to Abu Dhabi in the pre-oil expansion of the 1960s, did provide one of my favorite photos of a photo.\u00a0 This framed picture of what the city looked like in 1960 makes for a great comparison to the panoramic I shot on the beach just at the edge of the Heritage Museum.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8967.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8208\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8967-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8967-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8967-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8967-830x1107.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8967-230x307.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8967-350x467.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/> <\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8959.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8260\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8959-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8959-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8959-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8959-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8959-830x623.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8959-230x173.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8959-350x263.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>From here, we stopped at a wholesale fruits and vegs marketplace warehouse.\u00a0 The date is life in the desert.\u00a0 The one thing that seems to grow in the desert is the palm and the fruit of the palm is the date.\u00a0 So if you\u2019re starving in the desert, the date is what will save you.\u00a0 In fact, the prophet Mohammed recommends eating dates after breaking the fasts of Ramadan to help regain strength.\u00a0 They\u2019re tasty, filling, and seemingly have a lot of nutrients in the calories.\u00a0 But can anyone hear dates and not think of that traitorous monkey in Raiders of the Lost Ark who gets hoisted by his owner\u2019s petard in trying to poison Indiana Jones?\u00a0 Sallah saves the famed archeologist from eating them and then we get this iconic moment:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1170\" height=\"658\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0qIMTA4_YdU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I have to say, I tried a couple of varieties and they were all pretty good. \u00a0I picked up a couple of bags of chocolate covered ones to give as gifts\u2026 I must have bought a fair number as the guy threw in another bag on top of what I had in my hand when I paid.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9004.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-8204 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9004-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9004-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9004-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9004-830x1107.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9004-230x307.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9004-350x467.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_8205\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8205\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9006.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-8205 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9006-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9006-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9006-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9006-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9006-830x623.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9006-230x173.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9006-350x263.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8205\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>GOOD dates&#8230;\u00a0<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Quick stat side note: the United Arab Emirates is the number one date producer in the world.\u00a0 They import 90% of their fruit and veggies, but they export a ton of dates.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Reda and Ilona had booked us the deluxe tour package that included admission to Ferrari World.\u00a0 I thought it was a museum dedicated to the famed Italian sportscar\u2026 and it kinda was.\u00a0 But in reality it was an indoor theme park with crazy high speed roller coasters that I didn\u2019t get in line for plus a weird mini-museum and the occasional \u201cfamily rides.\u201d\u00a0 Ferrari World is on the island of Yas; Abu Dhabi is actually made up of 200 natural islands (as opposed to the man made palms and world globe islands of Dubai).\u00a0 Much like the Florida Keys, you can get to the various islands via interconnected highways.<\/p>\n<p>Ferrari World was probably a waste of money as one look at the 240km\/h in 5 seconds acceleration of the Formula Rossa ride and the inverted loop-de-loops and nearly perpendicular drops of Flying Aces turned my stomach and I didn\u2019t even go on them.\u00a0 But I did avail myself of a few of the family rides.\u00a0 We only had two hours while other folks went to have lunch so the crowds made it a bit of a limited options excursion.\u00a0 On top of that, I realized just how hustled I had been.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9014.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8252\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9014-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9014-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9014-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9014-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9014-830x623.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9014-230x173.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9014-350x263.jpg 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9014.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/> <\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9025.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8254\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9025-300x218.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"218\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9025-300x218.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9025-768x558.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9025-1024x744.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9025-830x603.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9025-550x400.jpg 550w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9025-230x167.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9025-350x254.jpg 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9025.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Knowing I wouldn\u2019t be having lunch, I bought a chicken avocado wrap at the mosque for 32 dirham.\u00a0 I needed something though and the airport prices seemed the right play.\u00a0 Once we got to the mall of Yas that housed both Ferrari World and restaurants and outlet stores, Adl the guide recommended Buca di Beppo &#8211; their lunch special was an app, entree and drink for 35 AED.\u00a0 Yeah, I got screwed at the billion dollar mosque.\u00a0 I guess they gotta make up for the falling oil prices somehow.<\/p>\n<p>Anyhoo, I rode a lame, slow Autopia style car ride through little Italy called Bell\u2019Italia.\u00a0 This was actually the longest wait I had in the theme park \u2013 it took about 30 minutes to get on the ride and the experience of the putt-putt-jagging faux-Ferrari cars was underwhelming to say the least.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9034.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8256\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9034-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9034-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9034-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9034-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9034-830x623.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9034-230x173.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9034-350x263.jpg 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9034.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/> <\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9030.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8255\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9030-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9030-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9030-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9030-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9030-830x623.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9030-230x173.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9030-350x263.jpg 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9030.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9055.jpg\">\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8206\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9055-300x237.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"237\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9055-300x237.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9055-768x608.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9055-1024x810.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9055-830x657.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9055-230x182.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9055-350x277.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>From there I tried the Scuderia Challenge, a VR motion simulator game wherein four people competed driving around the race track.\u00a0 The nice attendant was handing out timing cards to come back but when she found out I was solo and had to leave at 5 PM, she backdoor\u2019d me into the next event. \u00a0I realized I suck at video games.\u00a0 But here\u2019s me in the sim before they made me secure my phone.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9064.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8203\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9064-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9064-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9064-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9064-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9064-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9064-830x830.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9064-230x230.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9064-350x350.jpg 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9064.jpg 1932w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9061.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8207\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9061-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9061-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9061-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9061-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9061-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9061-830x830.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9061-230x230.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9061-350x350.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In a less successful version of Disney\u2019s Soarin\u2019 hang glider attraction, Viaggio in Italia has the flying chairs, the IMAX screen, the 4-D sights and smells\u2026 but it just feels oddly cheap.\u00a0 Maybe because I was on the edge and was getting a real warped perspective on the film but to be honest, the soundtrack was generic wah-wah and the final image was flying into the red Ferrari logo\u2026 it just sorta hung there as we did before the chairs powered down back to earth.\u00a0 I\u2019d give it a shrug.<\/p>\n<p>And while I will shrug the last ride as well, I also kinda loved it in a bizarr-o world way.\u00a0 In Benno\u2019s Great Race, you have a Wii-mote wrench thing that you point and click at computer screens a la Toy Story Midway Mania at Disney to interact with the dark ride components.\u00a0 The goal is to help the animal world\u2019s biggest Ferrari Fan defeat his nemesis in a road race.\u00a0 That fan\u2019s name?\u00a0 Benno the Mouse:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9065.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8202\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9065-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9065-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9065-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9065-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9065-830x623.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9065-230x173.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9065-350x263.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>With time short, I exited the park through the gift shop (somebody\u2019s REALLY been studying their theme parks).\u00a0 I ALMOST bought a magnet from Benno\u2019s Great Race as I thought it\u2019d be funny to have on my fridge.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9072.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8257\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9072-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9072-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9072-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9072-830x1107.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9072-230x307.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9072-350x467.jpg 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_9072.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You know how much this magnet cost?\u00a0 50 dirham\u2026 or $13.61.\u00a0 I did not buy it.<\/p>\n<p>Returning back to Dubai, I tried summarizing things and drafting this entry.\u00a0 It\u2019s a bit chaotic and disjointed but then so was this tour.\u00a0 An odd mix of the traditional and the modern, maybe the weird juxtaposition of a holy place that cost a billion dollars with an indoor theme park befits the image of the United Arab Emirates perfectly.<\/p>\n<p>In my mad dash to get things down before I forgot them, and to get things uploaded before the next day\u2019s adventures, I worry I have done a massive disservice to the experiences.\u00a0 But hopefully a flavor is captured, a gist that like a pebble tossed into a sea of memory inspires ripples of memories down the line.<\/p>\n<p>Before I upload this though, a quick guide to Islam and the UAE flag from Adl.\u00a0 The Five Pillars of Islam I vaguely recall going over in a comparative history class in high school.<\/p>\n<p>According to Adl, the five pillars of Islam are<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>This is only one god and Mohammed is His prophet.<\/li>\n<li>One should pray five times a day facing Mecca.<\/li>\n<li>One should give a tithe of 2.5% of income every year.\u00a0 This tithe is called <em>zakat<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>During the Month of Ramada, one must fast from sunrise to sunset<\/li>\n<li>Optional for those who can afford it &#8212; at least once in a lifetime, one should make a pilgrimage to Mecca.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>And just enough time for a quick recap of the colors of the UAE flag: red, white, green, and black:<\/p>\n<p>They represent, according to Adl (and then elaborated on via Wikipedia in parantheses):<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Red \u2013 strength (also hardiness, bravery, strength and courage<\/li>\n<li>White \u2013 peace (and honesty)<\/li>\n<li>Green \u2013 hope, (joy, love and optimism)<\/li>\n<li>Black \u2013 oil (also defeat of enemies and strength of mind) but mostly 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