{"id":9399,"date":"2017-02-19T16:36:36","date_gmt":"2017-02-19T21:36:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/?p=9399"},"modified":"2017-02-19T16:58:10","modified_gmt":"2017-02-19T21:58:10","slug":"speaking-japanese-im-really-speaking-japanese-i-really-think-so","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/?p=9399","title":{"rendered":"Speaking Japanese, I&#8217;m Really Speaking Japanese?  I Really Think So."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was grabbing a soda at the local Circle K for the two hour drive out to Kansai Airport for our flight to Tokyo. \u00a0Further to my texts and discussions with my brother and mom about &#8220;Gahn\u00a0Bar\u00a0Ay!&#8221; I thought about my less than rudimentary Japanese language skills. \u00a0But I think I&#8217;m getting the hang of it.<\/p>\n<p>I think it was in the year 2000 that I first came to Japan. My brother, an East Asian Studies scholar, was wearing multiple hats that trip as a family member, translator, and tour guide. One of my fondest memories was discussing with him over dinner the kanji characters we&#8217;d encountered and how baffled I was by it all. That said, I told him at least I could identify the post offices as their kanji looked like three ninjas. Anytime we&#8217;d pass one I&#8217;d read the sign like a four-year-old and announce, &#8220;Ninja-ninja-ninja! That means Post Office!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I told Mom this story on the flight over from the US and mentioned I really wanted to snap a photo outside a three ninja post office to send to Steve; I wasn&#8217;t sure he&#8217;d even remember this silly little moment on our trip as it meant a lot to me but probably just felt like one more example of his country bumpkin brother gawking at the city lights. So imagine my surprise and disappointment as mom and I strolled the streets of Kyoto and came across a post office only to discover a) there&#8217;s a lot more than three kanji characters on the sign and b) maybe only one of those characters appears ninja-ish to me and definitely not three in a row.<\/p>\n<p>It seems unlikely they changed the kanji so I wonder what I saw or why I remember so clearly the ninja-ninja-ninja story.<\/p>\n<p>My Japanese language skills now are therefore less than a toddler, less than even a twenty month old newborn just learning to form words.<\/p>\n<p>But I take some solace in that I cracked the kanji code for these signs just outside my hotel. Much like the non-Dick-San bike pictographs, the drawings helped in the first sign&#8230; and my ill-advised rubric of viewing kanji as hieroglyphics to puzzle out meaning informs the second.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_2702.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-9401\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_2702-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_2702-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_2702-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_2702-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_2702-830x623.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_2702-230x173.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_2702-350x263.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Clearly the drawings translate this Japanese text into &#8220;Loading Zone. Five minute maximum.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>As to this one:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_2704.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-9402\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_2704-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_2704-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_2704-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_2704-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_2704-830x623.jpg 830w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_2704-230x173.jpg 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_2704-350x263.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The kanji looks to me like a person waving under a bus stop sign so I want to say this translates into &#8220;Waiting\/Loading Zone.&#8221; It&#8217;s right above the aforementioned five minute sign so I feel like I&#8217;m in the ballpark.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll need to bug Steve to get confirmation. Even with augmented reality, I don&#8217;t know if there&#8217;s a smartphone app that allows one to take a photo of a sign and have the cloud servers translate it into another language. I should a) Google that and b) if it doesn&#8217;t exist I should patent that ASAP!<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p><i>A Last Minute Update &#8211; I googled &#8220;Post Ofive\u00a0in Japanese&#8221; and cane across this image for the Japan Post Network &#8212; it looks like three ninjas to me!<\/i><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_2725.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-9409\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_2725-300x72.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"72\" srcset=\"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_2725-300x72.png 300w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_2725-768x184.png 768w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_2725-230x55.png 230w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_2725-350x84.png 350w, https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_2725.png 782w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was grabbing a soda at the local Circle K for the two hour drive out to Kansai Airport for our flight to Tokyo. \u00a0Further to my texts and discussions with my brother and mom about &#8220;Gahn\u00a0Bar\u00a0Ay!&#8221; I thought about my less than rudimentary Japanese language skills. \u00a0But I think I&#8217;m getting the hang of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9399"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9399\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runkevinrun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}