April 20, 2020 – (Non) Marathon Monday

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In solidarity with the running community, I thought I’d get up early today and run a marathon. It’s Boston Marathon 2020 (original) day after all. The COVID-19 situation has prompted the race to be postponed for now until September. But I thought wouldn’t it be a good idea to run “Boston Strong” today? But aches […]

I Dream of Half Marathons

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In October of 2015, I had scheduled a tight weekend of running. Saturday I would run the Petrified Forest Marathon out in Arizona and then fly back that night to run the inaugural Cocoa Beach Half Marathon in Florida. The latter was inspired by the setting of I Dream of Jeannie and going to feature […]

April 6, 2020 – The Covid-19 (Half?) Marathon

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Well, this is another fine mess I’ve made. I don’t even have a straight man to my bumbling ways to make it seem like a comedy routine. It’s just a screwup. A few days ago I signed up for a virtual run because: a) it was cheap — $29 including a medal and shirt shipped […]

March 21, 2020 – TheSoCal Marathon (Remote Edition)

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The coronavirus, aka Covid-19, has wreaked havoc on the globe. It’s a pandemic and it’s a major stress on people, places, markets, institutions, and just about every facet of life as we know it. It is not a hoax. It is not going away anytime soon. But we do our best, united, standing together… albeit […]

Well, лайно…

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Google Translation: We are also in trend! We are also in trend! But seriously, in connection with the latest decisions of the Cabinet of Ministers and Kharkiv City Council, we are forced to transfer Avantazh Kharkiv International Marathon for Autumn 2020. Of course, our team does not consider the event cancellation option. All member registrations […]

Gallows Humor

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It’s not funny.  The world is in a panic.  And the Trump Administration is seemingly less effective than a little Dutch boy standing before the crumbling dam. But in a gallows humor kind of way, it’s funny that even with the 30-day(*) travel ban from Europe, a ban imposed unilaterally and without consultation with others […]